What do you call a unicorn flying a plane?

@Laineyyz Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Joanna Armstrong Miller! Happy birthday to you!

#Nailit

I didn't write this riddle, but you're correct! :P

@Derndeff Uhm, stop imagining?

Aw darn, thought this would be harder if I made it random. Correct!

I'll snatch up the moment to start my own riddle. Here we go. Oh, and it's not random. At all.

Imagine you're stuck naked in a wooden outhouse with a pet chicken. Outside, there are five arsonists with flamethrowers, four gunners with machine guns, three goats, two pigs, and one banana. The arsonists and gunners have never tasted chicken before, and want a try. They know you're inside with the chicken, and they'll do anything to get it, even if it means killing you. How do you escape alive without harming or letting them take the chicken?

@thegoldsmith post any weird screenshots you get on the server

Found this one on the web server!

@hopping25 happiness?

@hopping25 love?

I guess these two can debatably be bought... :P

Ohh it's a movie !

I'm the best at making infinite loops in which I say that I'm the best at making infinite loops in which I say that I'm the best at making infinite loops in which I say that I'm the best at making infinite loops in which I say that I'm the best at making infinite loops...

@JustABritishFool Distant shot of the new Melon and Pumpkin Farm (only half done)

Mmm Savanna M, I likey!

"What can you buy that's bigger than life?"

Thinking out loud here... Is it the U.S. national debt? ;) It's bigger than anything I've ever seen, and you can buy it by the U.S. paying you back your money!

Nah I'm joking, but I think @FishW is on to something, although maybe not that big, because you can't buy whole planets. A building perhaps...?