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the maze king will always be here to find a way to cheat because im not very good at every halloween mazes, despite what the deep server tells you
Major Alex Louis Armstrong
The CraftyMynes Imperial Navy recently contracted iwarriiori's renovation services to handle one of our more 'unique' endeavours. They've zoned in on a crew of notoriously savage pirates, who were confirmed to be living on ship wreckage in the middle of the ocean, and though they recently took out their captain Imperfectpenguin the rest of the bandits were too much of an issue to handle by themselves.
So, we had to step in and renovate their shoddy """base""" ourselves. This will hopefully reduce maritime crime as our hard working patriotic merchants and craftsmen can now sail the seas of CraftyMynes in peace, without being crystal bombed by disgusting smelly pirates like Imperfectpenguin.