The thread for everything nerd jokes.

Here's a few I know:

I put root beet in a square glass.
Now it's just beer.

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A Roman Solider walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and the bartender orders him five drinks.

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There are 10 different types of people in the world.
There are those that can read binary, and those who can't.
There's also 2 people who were expecting a ternary joke.

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Noble gases are so noble, because they don't take anything from anybody, and they don't share.

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You know what I use to turn the chemistry lab light on?

A Lithium Tellurium Sulfur Tungsten Iodine Technetium Hydrogen.

That's about all I can think of for now.

Don't ask
Just sell

Will pay good money

@GrinningBobcat Well if you believe it's good I'll buy it

Alright. Can you go online ATM?

@GrinningBobcat Not unless you think you are able to make it any more perfect it but I've made you the artist not me ^_^

It's at the maximum survival banner edits. I can't upgrade it any more.

Would you like to place an order for the Leftmost banner?

I have an interesting idea

Just reverse your skin 180 degrees, you know, like dinnerbone

I made a few more.

@GrinningBobcat Sweet. Do you make these in creative first in single player creative or make them on CM then show them on CM? Cause if it's single player creative then I can say go cat themed or do whatever pleases you to fit me, I'll like it regardless

Yeah, I use creative to mess around and show it off.

How about this?

Yeah, maybe.