The last futile struggles of a long-dead organization.

The penguins shall never fade. The allure of the Mackeral on this server is too great. A cold wind blows from the north. We have returned.

And then the Order of the Mackeral returned, took all of the precious mackeral and reigned supreme.

The End.

As are the penguins.
Noot noot.

Lesson of the day: Invade my thread with bullshit, and I'll invade yours and describe how I'm going to destroy everything you hold dear.

Your "conquests" are weak and you shall fall before the might of the Order of the Mackeral. The taste of your defeat will fill our bellies just as mackeral have so many times before. Your ceaseless yet failed efforts to intimidate have grown tiresome. We will waddle into your bases and loot and burn all that you hold dear and force you to watch as we eat all of your mackeral. Your tears will season them perfectly. You can not stop us. You can not predict us. Get your affairs in order because we are coming.

And now, please enjoy the random penguin fact of the day:
Penguins can spend up to 75% of their lives in the water. They do all of their hunting in the water.

Fear not, friend! We still are here. Building and biding our time.

Fret not, humans, ravens and orcas! The Order of the Mackeral has not disappeared. We shall continue to seek out all of the mackeral spread throughout the server. It is not too late to join us in our conquest!

Penguin Fact of the Day:

Penguins can be playful. They like to go tobogganing. They will lay on their tummy and slide through the ice and snow. Penguins will also dive off cliffs into the water, get out and dive again for fun.

Our Fallen Brother,

Your valiant sacrifice is appreciated and your continued service to the Order of the Mackeral is as highly valued today as it was the first day that our paths crossed.

This cowardly snake shall meet his doom at the hands/flippers of a horde of angry penguins. He shall be held accountable for his dastardly actions.

Thank you for your continued service. Noot Noot!