In Game Name: Get_Shwifty

Reason for your ban: chat violations

Why should you be unbanned: To be honest I'm not even sure why I was banned in the first place. Blackened_Dawn logged on, said hello to me, said goodbye to me, and thus I was banned. I tried to re-log and received a message which said "You have been banned for chat violations." I can only assume that this ban was in regards to my (obviously farcical) comments about the desirability of zombie pigmen.

According to the Craftymynes ruleset:

"Practice good chat etiquette - Don’t use caps, don’t spam, don’t discuss controversial, sensitive or offensive topics (e.g. sex, sexual identity or preferences, race, politics, religion, drugs, etc.), no advertising, no links, no trolling. Please only use the minecraft font and English in global chat. Also part of chat etiquette is having an appropriately named character since your name appears on the player list and in chat. If your name is inappropriate you will be asked to change it. You will likely be banned until you do."

I'm not sure why saying that Zombie Pigmen are attractive was considered to be a violation of chat etiquette, but I'm open to participating in a conversation about what exactly the problem with my behavior was.

Get_Shwifty

Reason for ban:
Used serverplz report [player] for an invalid reason after being warned not to.

Why I should be unbanned:
I did not act with malice or intent to cause inconvenience or distress to any party. I admit that I misused the report function, but I do not feel that this misuse warrants a ban from the server. I can now see that my misuse of the report function dilutes it's credibility. I will refrain from any abuses of this nature in the future.