@gilbertboys Fool you are not coming back, get off the forums.

haha no

Once upon a time in a beautiful place called Crafty Mynes there was a player. His name was Benjo.

Benjo thought he was very cool and his name was BenjoBanjoIsCool. He worked and worked in the mines finally getting enough resources to make a modest home, but then he met Savi. She was fighting a witch just outside of Spawn Town and he lent a hand. Then they found an island through the magic of the Myner himself and settled down to make a base.

But the next day he said goodby, and she never came back. He waited and waited, but to no end. Did he weep? No! He kept the island running. He automated melons and cacti and chicken. He finished their house. Everything was good.

Benjo was tired of mining. He farmed and traded for iron. He tricked and killed others. He was killed too, but revived seconds later at his house.

One day someone asked to come to his house and he accidentally said yes. That was the end of that base.

He went from base to base. Getting raided and griefed each time. He wasn't feeling so cool. His name became BenjoBanjo7.

He started meddling in dark magic, it allowed him to do thing others couldn't. Flying, speed, walking on water! But he mustn't let anyone know...

One day he got too bold with his new powers and went to the community challenge in Spawn Town, a test of agility.

He looked around. No one was watching! He concentrated and he flew up. up. up!

But it did not go unnoticed.

The ever watchful eye of @Venetorem was on him. And in the name of the great Myner he banished Benjo to the spirit world forever!

Legend tells he will return, powerless and insignificant to toil once more in the Mynes.

@_Haxington_ I am as tall as can be
I am as short as can be
I am as fast as can be
I am as slow as can be
I can jump as high as can be
I can jump as low as can be

Who am I?

canned bees?

I am an idiot. these are for the other map.
Here are the grinders:
skele: 7851/21/7920
zombie: -470/52/10581

Ok, I have been banned and I recently uncovered a paper with old coords on it! Here they are:
(pease do not grief, instead leave them for someone else to check out)

First Base: 3079/65/-8148 This is the base I made with someone named Savi, who I never saw again.
Slimeontimes old base: -9662/33/-2021 (the third number may be off a bit) I tpa-d here to "check out their base" but was killed immediately
Zeta Recruitment center: 15562/68/80053 I moved here but it was major griefed immediately.

there are 2 grinders but I will only tell them to active friends soooo...

Beaver wood is not in the game yet... :P

6/29!

@GrinningBobcat I go in hard, come out soft and you blow me. What am I?

glass, you put it in fire hard and it comes out soft and then you blow it.

@SovietSuperman_ how about a music one?
p.s. I am so sorry I bumped an old thread!

Gosh. All these good answers and I'm over here like: video games make me happy...