Thanks for the visit! Sorry I wasn't around to welcome you.

Pretty nice crater! I wasn't quite feeling the old tower, to be honest; I think I'll build a new one in the centre of the space. It'll have a bridge to the side, probably.

I joined, but I didn't see anything exciting. :(

Too bad.

Oh boy, visitors already? Exciting!

I'd set up the welcome wagon, but I'm downloading a game on Steam! If you wait ~10 minutes, I should be around for your visit!

@sovietsuperman My sources will remain undisclosed at this moment.

Because they don't exist?

But seriously, accusing someone of being a ban-dodger because of a questionable, subjective similarity and mysterious, undefined rumours is actually pretty rude! I would go so far as to say that it is not, in fact, a thing you should do.

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Back to excitement!

It'll become exciting by the time I'm done with it, trust me!

Seriously? I've been on this server for more than a year. I don't remember how long, exactly, but I think I started playing a month or two before the reset? I'm hardly a ban-dodge account.

It sounds like you're jumping to conclusions. I'm kind of curious where you heard the rumours, though!

And you're implying that *I* am _JarJar? That's the impression that I got from the sign.

It was nice of you to visit! Don't worry about the damage you caused in your excitement—it didn't take too long to fix!

Still, it was a mean prank to give people those false coordinates. They'll be so disappointed!

You left a sign on my tower! You claimed that (rephrased): "It'll be exciting when Jar is banned again!" Personally, I don't think bans are very exciting, but to each their own!

As exciting as this mystery is, I'd like an answer: Who is "Jar"?

People visiting those coordinates are in for some excitement!

Wait, no. Actually, they're in for literally no excitement, at all. How tragic! :(