(omg xD perfect fucking tears man)
fatty pls go get stolen by a giant pig man
I'll save senpai bc im the chosen one

As the mother and lord of the selfie thread I disapprove because there's no cat hat

too bad thts all u'll have
fatties always lose to flower crowns
(im crying this is too funny I cant be serious rn holy shit )

dont worry I have reviving powers from the moon because my character is very special and op
do not steal

zeleebs*

Pt 3: Little did Gnomeo know Pimpcy threw a shield in front of flash before anything could lay a hand on Flash Senpai. It was Pimpcy's hylian shield design, and it's once shimmering glow was now fucked up. So was Flash's window they jumped through in time. (lmao) "Zelda fans always stick together! " Pimpcy shouteted and stood in front of the cople. After the desperate breakthrough surprise wore off ..Pimpcy now found herself covered in glass and blood everywhere. Fuck I shouldn't have done this.. Flash's blank eyes of white widened and looked up at the weird ass shemale ( was it a boy or a girl? ) "You shoudln't have done that." Flash's lips whispered to Pimpcy as it looked down at flash and they both started laughing
"Damn I've met with a terrible fate!" Pimpcy said as she dropped to the floor face first from blood loss.

fleek af

I have a sweet tooth all my diets go gr8 and work fine
but i cant stop having sweets tbh I would cry

I just imagined overly salty fries and nearly lost my appetite
arby's fries are the shit tho

yes senpai ofc !! :'D
hehe