@Superspacecraft I've seen many theories INCLUDING that one man sometimes they get deep

Since we live out in the middle of nowhere stupid teens are going to find something stupid to do well I did live by a river and during the winter my group and I would run around on the frozen river like it was a slip and slide! None of us had ever fell in so we were always over confident walking all over an iced over river.
well nearing spring it was just me and an ex friend walking around on the river again (we have our own kind of smart) She was the more cautious girl and I was the big fearless tomboy taking all the stupid risks to act cool and praised well some places on the river were melted and she asked me to check spots for her in case and I gradually walked around soon my whole leg to waist fell in and I managed to pull myself up I sat under a concrete bridge drying off cause I didn't want my mom knowing Oh old memories <3 that was years back I guess since I've been ice fishing before I had more nerve to do that ( I have a million im winning this well maybe not that much BUT still )

"like a little idiot"
I laughed too hard at that for some reason

Another fucking time in High school I had good looking designer skinny jeans on with rips down the leg I was so proud of them and I loved wearing them all the timeee but most people know about the pockets of some skinny jeans that can't even fit a wallet in yeah they had those types of pockets..
Well they also could JUST barely fit lady things in them for that month yeah but like I had to bring them with I had no choice (also no room in my bag) well I walked on the morning bus and sat down I also really love sliding down in the seat and propping my knees against the back of the seat in front of me and listening to jams little did I know it slipped out of my pocket and onto the seat. The morning bus stops and lets children off to the elementary and loads highschool students on for the highschool trip when we were waiting I stood up and sat in the now free seat behind the one I was just in preferring the more clear window and the spot and high school kids walking past me filling seats I hung my arms over and I fucking noticed it on the seat I was just in last I freaked xD I'm not sure if others did but I don't think anyone knew it was mine so I slid my hand down sneakily and smacked that shit into oblivion under the seats oh dear
this has been embarrassing af stories with Pimpcy.

Crafty eating pasta like the most badass in the pub you can observe the less ranked people not directing an eye to the alpha while devouring his prey
you can see it in his eyes
"This fancy fucking pasta is getting dominated right now and you can't stop me"
and they know it and accept their class status from the alpha
what a brilliant specimen

One time in highschool I had a fucked up sleep schedule and ended up staying up more hours of the night than day ;pp who doesn't? Well during a world geography class I think it was? I'm not sure but some type of class they had the lights really dark in order to watch a documentary and I got a little too comfortable in my desk leaning back and arms folded my desk was also in the back of the class so it kind of lulled me to sleep and I soon found my self shaking myself awake each time and my head was nodding off I didn't think much of it after class I just got up and walked out no one mentioned anything but later during the end of the day in a class with just me and a large group of boys they brought up what I was doing in class and all said I was making whining noises in my sleep loudly and they all laughed so hard hearing this story even upperclass boys who weren't in the class but it was more of a cute poking fun at me not harassment I laughed my ass off too tbh.

Wow that cocacola shirt screams dork

@iclutchHD

that's not wut google images tell me