Already installed

To be honest in some countries, for example my country: Italy our celebration is not called April's fools but April's fish, and as you should understand that isn't about pranking people at all, but rather throwing and smacking people with fake or real fish.
So it's not 100% guaranteed Everybody would've eventually figured out this was only a joke, especially if they haven't read the thread with attention and they're from different countries where they don't celebrate the same way you do!
@OtherGreenGamer

Okk

Thanks R4, Will do on the spot

thanks so much jkeller for helpibsng, right now I can tell you my internet stats:

ping 83 ms download time 0.26 mpbs upload time 0.32 mp

im not an expert but I'm assuming those are really shitty stats

@JKELLER4000

also doing alt+ctrl+del I can see my network is 0% being used

thanks to @BluePlauge @_Confederacy_ and @just_a_penguin
for rushing to help, I'm really glad you took my problem in consideration, I'll try to follow all your tips

deleting all my minecraft folders?? you mean deleting the

.minecraft

folder?

hello,
yesterday I started having problems with connectiong to every minecraft server.

I haven't had a single problem with my connection since 2016, so I don't know what I should to to be honest.

• basically, when I click on multiplayer, I see every server with no connection
• after a few seconds all servers go pinging
• it takes two ice ages to ping a server
• eventually some servers still have no connection but some others, luckily CM is one of them.
• craftymynes shows up with two/ one bar/s of connection (which should still be enough to log in)
• I try to connect to server
• it takes like a minute to log in
• it takes more than the paleolithic to download terrain
• finally i join, but... there is no welcome back message, thats becuase I'm lagging like shit.
• after a long time I finally see the welcome back HaloNest message, but after that I'm still lagging like shit, the world doesn't load any chunks exept for the one I spawned in, so usually I move around and start floating in the void.
• I rage quit
• ima kill somebody
• many existential questions pop up in my mind: router? wifi? java? myself? god? host? the milky way?

so please, I'm looking forward to hearing from you, actually I hope, I really hope somebody knows how to fix this, because I havent got even a quarter of half an idea on how to solve this

have a nice day!

those shulker boxes must be covered in platinum or something

I'll buy one for two of your heads

Not sure lol