I read that joke some time ago, just came out of the back of my head but yeah the kids father was the mailman

A kid tells his father one night that his mother is going to die tommorow, the next day, the father finds his wife on the porch dead.

Two days later, the kid tells his father that he (the father) would die before midnight of the next day.

Panicking and grieved over the death of his wife, he goes to work and stays there all the next day. At midnight, he was still alive. Relieved that his son was wrong, he goes home to see his son...

...Only to find the mailman dead on the porch...

rip

@TomTom900 i use the nether roof

The end has no roof...
Getting to 80k in the nether takes an hour or less and that's at running pace.

Damn... Y'all make really good bases.
Mine is a hole in the ground :P

Ty @CraftyMyner, couldn't connect to the forum a few minutes ago but now it's fine

Getting to 60k on my redstone design will take 10 hours
of real time. Good luck.

Very good base gg

@ghostassasin81 whats that supposed to mean?

Another war maybe? Sounds fun.

"Nowhere near any of the end islands" is in between the main island and the end islands (less than 2k away from spawn) so you will probly get found by someone like me who is planning a simaler idea.