SharpSerac
Last active 7 months ago
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7 years ago
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Wed Dec 20 21:30:34 2017
SharpSerac started the conversation Here's how Team Eye has been so successful.
1. We're pretty fucking smart. I'm talking above average IQ here fellas we are not to be underestimated here.
2. We don't make dumb decisions unlike a lot of other factions (you know who I'm talking about) who just let any old person join the faction.
3. We have a signature process for allowing people to join, and this is guaranteed to weed out any moles. Maybe you lesser factions should take a page out of our book sometime? We are, after all, better than you.
4. We're all pretty damn close to each other, the same cannot be said for you lesser factions. You can't be treating your members like children and garbage, just doesn't work out like that my buckos.
5. We are widely recognized and accepted as not only the richest faction, but also the most powerful faction on CraftyMynes objectively making us the best faction.
6. I am the chief strategist for Team Eye and make many, if not all of the tactical decisions on behalf of my team.
7. Finally, the biggest reason that Team Eye has been so successful is the fact that no one is smart enough to oppose us. You just don't have the mental capabilities to ever go toe to toe with us and ever hope to win.
Hopefully this helps all you weaker factions to maybe get stronger in the future, it's lonely here up at the top of the food chain, we want some excitement in our lives!
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Wed Dec 20 21:13:07 2017
@Abbasilol Wounded
damn skipping over my post, someone's upsetti xd
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Wed Dec 20 01:00:58 2017
Everyone knows that Team Eye is the best faction, who needs approval when you have strength and riches?
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Thu Dec 14 10:24:48 2017
why's everyone so upset about obvious truths? you can go ahead and live in your own fantasy world where only the things that you want to believe are true, but i live in the real world where every truth is true
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Wed Dec 13 05:05:25 2017
1. We are the richest faction on the server, if I had to put a percentage on it we own more than half of anything considered valuable on the server
2. We are unmatched in our PVP skills. This one is pretty straightforward, no one can even come close to our skill level except someone like Qfu (<3)
3. We're objectively the most mature people on the server. If you can't see it, then you obviously aren't mature yourself or your take on the word has been warped beyond recognizability.
4. We are not just a team, we are also a brotherhood. During the course of the time I've been with these fuckheads I've come to like them a lot and I'd say we're closer than any Team Eye knockoff faction could ever hope to be.
5. We don't just play Minecraft, but when we do we don't take it seriously.
6. Fuck Bron Bron
7. Everyone within Team Eye can solve the FizzBuzz test! A majority of computer science students can't even solve that!
8. We have great taste in art and literature. Shakespeare is definitely overrated, the likes of Turgenev and his epic works such as "Fathers and Sons" are much better suited to our tastes.
9. Yes, we have Team Eye tattoos. No, you may not see them. They are for the ladies' eyes only. Even then they have to demonstrate that they can go head to head with us in PVP (but preferably lose).
10. We are all short and love cake.