@rnc2011 Imma fan of Teddy. He gets Richard's Stamp of Approval.

@afritz9500 the cutest teddy i have ever seen-

Thank you thank you. Teddy will be delighted to know. Lol!

@Derndeff This still doesn't make sense with the joke's wording lol

Which part of it doesnt make sense to you?

I think you don't get the joke.

The joke here is the mum had an affair with the mailman and had the kid.

Now you make the joke un-funny because someone had to explain it.

Lol

Just realised this isn't exactly selfie so..... :P

Hi.. meet my fave soft toy.. xD
He has a very generic name.. Teddy (no judging please)
He goes with me on every adventures

here he is.. Riding shotgun

Enjoying the cool mountain air.

He's a badass.

@Derndeff I dun't get it

the mailman is the kid's father

@NutjobBob Reasonably, I joined last November and have been around on and off since.

I visit every so often to bring gifts of cake, build redstone junk on your towers, and leave lovely signs in the information room.

Ahhh no wonder! I got a sign in my house signed by NJB, took me a while to work out it's you :P

Byee!!!! :D :D :D

One day, I found my neighbour painting his fences under the hot sun, he's drenched in sweat but I notice he is wearing 2 jackets.

"Mister ,why are you wearing 2 thick jackets and paint the fences under the hot sun?"

Looking as though he will faint, he turned to me and said:

"Well, the instructions here say 'for better result, put on 2 coats', I wasn't sure if the coats I'm wearing is wrong, but the paint work sure as hell is shit"

@Blackfish_ Do you realize, there is me talking in all of those scrennies.

That shows that you talked too much, fishy. :P

Nah not now :) have no uses for horses yet xD