That's what they all say... lol

All lies, if it were truly Vene, he would have brought his new snake with him to le arcade

chainsaw wielding dog murderers

( :) )

...finish your sentence or this might get twisted the wrong way? lol

was actually a dannysharknado

So yes, let's restate what we came up with.

Idea: Obsidian "gas" chamber

Description: Make an obsidian "gas" chamber that uses splash potions of damage from dispensers in the roof to kill the player.
You can fairly easily station yourself in the chamber, accept the tpa, and hit a button that activates a 2 redstone tick clocked circuit to fire the dispensers while you log off. Make sure the dispensers and non-obsidian walls are far out of reach and cannot be reached before dying from damage.

Cons: A quick-thinking player might know to log off when in the chamber. However, this will not waste the automatic firing so long as the chunks remain unloaded and are only loaded by the victim's logging in. (Use this in a remote location, and make sure you teleport out of the chamber rather than logging off if you fear a smart player)

Credit to _Confederacy_

That would work for most people, but they could always place a water bucket up the wall (as an elevator) and potentially escape the blast?
It would depend how you set it up. :P

I want to see someone find it, tell no one, but spawn in a wither right in the mouth as a protector lol

Have you ever tinkered with any type of Arduino board or had a use for one?

I've made and programmed a few things (I have an automatic chicken coop door running on one right now), but even if you don't have a use, they're still fun to experiment with.

Only leave if you believe it's what will lead to more happiness in your life.

Don't legitimately quit if it's something you don't want to do and are being pressured by your short-term emotions. (You can always play *less*)

Anyway, I'm sure you know what's best, and just remember to have fun with whatever you choose to do. :)