@cepheid hey I'm selling mending books, but I'll only sell to mr_man32 for 1 dirt block each. Hurry! Offer expires in 6 hours

1 dirt block! You sir are a thief. I will be GIVING away my mending books but only to mr_man32. And for a 7 hour offer only.

I call shananigans good sirs. I will be giving away my mending books to mr man only. No in fact I will pay him 70 diamonds to take each book away from me! Offer expires in 8 hours!