I help create derivates that have the potential to crash the economy if abused. Say hello to my friend mortgage backed securities :D

REPOST ALERT: Dawn ripped that off the front page of r/memes

I'll start:

Can't we all agree we need some wholesome memes on this site. A place to show newcomers that we're hip with the current trends (NOT MALE ROMPERS THOUGH). So submit your greatest meme and I'll DM an extra spicy one to whoever got the dankest.

you thought that was a rubix cube, but it was actually a grantbanana. Bamboozled again!

You have been pardoned,
you may now return,
don't break any rules,
or you will be burned!

Lol an admin did ban you, and that admin was me,
Why were you banned, cuz you were a troll you see

24 hours from now you'll be pardoned,
Hopefully your attitude will have restarted,

Please next time don't use caps,
Don't be an ass,
and do listen to staff,

Then we'll all get along,
and have some fun,
Playing CM in the sun!

Hey buddy, check this out: https://forum.craftymynes.com/2151-wlefe

Oh what? Photos of you flying dozens of blocks in the air?
I wonder how on earth you got up there?

Did lag really catapult you up?
Nah, you just flew.

When I tped to you what did I see?
A flying player (With a skin that's shitty).

Like I said, you are banned
You will never set foot on Crafty's land.

Seeing as you've been banned twice, I'd figured you'd have learned,
Not to say rule breaking stuff, that's how your bans were earned.

After being pardoned the first time, you were on extremely thin ice,
But you had to break the rules again, so now your banned twice.

Typically what you had just done would be met with a warning,
but seeing as this is your second chance you required a harsher scorning.

Discussing other servers, is a blatant chat violation,
The only server we discuss, is the CraftyMynes nation.

We shall give you one more chance, to prove that you're good
Someone who will uphold our rules, like we had hoped you would

If you break the rules again, no matter how moderatily,
Then you shall be banned, for all of eternity.

Your pardon date is set for one week,
We hope your behaviour will be tweaked.

Bitch please, I saw you fly
All up in the air, don't even try

When I tped to you, you just kept on going
How'd I know it was you? Cuz your shitty skin was showing

Your poorly made, hand crafted, shitty looking lump
It's like a photoshop gradient that took a massive dump

Here is a photo of you in the air from behind,
it matches with the skin I found of you online

Get rekt,
You suck,
Your banned,
bad luck.

You're finished, you're done.
You're banned, son.