Rofl

Lol it broke because you looked at it xD

Yep

Long story short my eye sucks at being an eye.

@Nysic I had surgery like 4 times xD That's what happened.

Lol Argh , ahoy thar m80s ! Gimme all a yer loot. xD

Meh

One time , cookie suggested we try some things we saw in some hilarious videos. He decided that he would take an exercise ball and jump on a moving treadmill with it, (Don't ask me what we were thinking I honestly have no idea) and that I would drive around in a barbie car. So I ran to my neighbors house and sto- er, I mean borrowed their little barbie car. I drove it across the street to this park I live in front of, but obviously those things were made for 3 year olds , so I looked stupid. To make matters worse, I could barely control it ,so I ended up crashing into a tree, rolling down into the street and nearly getting ran over by some lady in a mini van. This resulted in me nearly having a heart attack, and a smashed barbie car. My drunk neighbor then came out of his house, praised me for "driving good" then threw up xD Moral of the story ? Don't steal a barbie car from your neighbor and take it for a joyride.

Today was the first day of soccer tryouts , right ? Well one of my friends was sitting down , slacking off and eating doritos. I ask him for one after the final drill , and he goes " Oh yeah, what have you ever given me ?" I say " I gave you an example of what hard work looks like !" I grabbed the doritos away from him and ate the last ones in front of his face :) #R-R-R-Roasted

Meh :P