Did someone eat the sponge cake throne?

This isn't fake, it's for beta 1.10.
In the beta (and I think in some other early releases) there was a bug letting you turn redstone or string into obsidian using this method.

Villagers are great, especially to make redstone renewable, and are a source of glass. They're also easy to move using flying machines (which I thought was the intended way to travel anyway)
In fact, you can move any other mob easily using flying machines.

Without villagers, how do you intend to get a source of iron?

Why no villagers?

@Laineyyz Could't see it either until you posted that. This has been happening for me on several other threads too. No idea how to fix besides posting something.

Your list of sustainable resources is a bit limited!
Also obsidian generators use either nether portals, or the end portal platform. Neither of which will be accessible.

Also want to point out that if you take villagers with you there will be a few other things you have access too.

To my mind, the most limiting things will be dirt, and perhaps diamonds. (and maybe the lack of block choices for building)

Seems like a fun challenge actually.

Redstone!!

@ViciousKangaroo
Is your minecraft fullscreen?
You can also change the resolution manually in the launcher (not in game) by clicking "Edit profile" which should appear under your name in the bottom left.

This sounds like it might be fun, Mind if I join?

The combined answers of @mithraculus and @TheSpiderman2013 are correct.
Sorry @Cellexya, it's not a waterbed, you have to drink from the the springs.

(there may also be cake)

@MagnaOpera I'm impressed by your riddling skills! That one was good.
I'm not so creative so here's one I didn't make up, it probably won't last long.

You're locked in room. All that's in the room is a calendar, a piano, and a bed.
What do you eat and drink, and how do you escape?