Indeed! Give us a challenge then.

Here's a nice one:

A census taker knocks on a man's door and asks if he has children.
"I have three children" the man says.
The census taker then asks: "How old are they?"
The man, being a keen mathematician replies: "The product of their ages is 72, and the sum of their ages is the same as my door number"
"Don't be ridiculous" says the census taker, "I can't figure out their ages from that"
"Oh right" replies the man "I forgot to mention that my eldest daughter likes chocolate"

The census taker then writes down the ages of the tree children.

How old are the three children, and why?

Sheep eggs, sounds suspicious.
Is it perhaps because one sheeperson also took the basket, the greedy sod.

Beware Miss Herobrine....

@Nysic What causes the most destruction at its quietest and the least destruction at it's loudest.

How about a spy?

@QuietSheep I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

You don't even go here!

(I think you're in the wrong thread)

Sure is!

@QuietSheep an umbrella. When its down you can throw it up and when its up it wont fit down.

Smarty pants

Here's one for you;

What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

@_GoldenAtlas_ If it bleeds we can kill it.

Oh , Oh, me, me. Arnie in Predator

@MasaruCyri You're up!