I looked up what a Velcro was and I rate this joke 8/8

In that thing I wrote, "they" refers to us, the normal players. "It" refers to CraftyMyner.
Those who take arm and try to reach power are the VIP and the VIP+ and those who
are wealthy and skilled.

I was bored.

It awakens from its slumber of eternity
just to see the fallen land devoured
by the dismal, baleful terrain.

It's ambitious acts lead it to overwhelming
vigor and potential. With it's breath, it
made the sky. With it's blood, it
made the ocean. With its skin, it
made the earth.

With its new creation, he felt bliss.
As a result, time passes and he falls into the
forlorn abyss.

Unsatisfied, he created life to roam
the lush earth. However, it soon fell
into disarray.

Unsatisfied, it created Seekers.
To help and create balance within
the earth.

With lack of powers in the Seekers,
it selected few to obtain power.

It created the Celestials.
To keep balance and slay the
unworthy. To see the terrain of
beauty.

Still, with impetuous acts occurring
inside the earth, it remained doleful.

Taken from its bones, it created the
Seraphs. They remained powerful
than the rest and could do anything.
Still, it remained transcendent.

The earth was in order but still with
those who transgress. Those who commit
impious acts face consequences.

Witnessing the power of the Seekers,
Celestials, and Seraphs, they take
arm to reach their own power.

They destroy the terrain and take
its powers to craft within it's creative
aspect. As they do so, they make
beauty in change of the destruction
left behind.

It acted headlong to preserve the
beauty of its creation. Sending
darkness down to protect the
earth, they aim to slay the humans
whom try to destroy.

With eternity passing, they
remain the same. There is balance.
It awakens from it's slumber and
is blissful.

It awakes from it slumber.
It awakes to see the beauty
and is overwhelmed with
bliss.

Did Bree get a head?

what is players

What is experienced and old players

Oh cool. It's gonna be harder to get diamonds.
I'll have to do a lot of mining sessions.
I have a concern though: will mob-grief be on so we could force our villagers to mate via farms and stuff?

Generic Villagers means that we won't be able to get our diamonds via the village trade, right?

The problem with changing the currency to CraftyCoins is that people would have to voluntarily use CraftyCoins in trades; making it more common and finally accepted.
If we were to act headlong with switching our currency, it could present more problems. Therefore, I am dubious that CraftyCoins would be used as our currency.

Did the guy who tried to crash us affect the percentage for the 1.10 statistics?