Your "conquests" are weak and you shall fall before the might of the Order of the Mackeral. The taste of your defeat will fill our bellies just as mackeral have so many times before. Your ceaseless yet failed efforts to intimidate have grown tiresome. We will waddle into your bases and loot and burn all that you hold dear and force you to watch as we eat all of your mackeral. Your tears will season them perfectly. You can not stop us. You can not predict us. Get your affairs in order because we are coming.

And now, please enjoy the random penguin fact of the day:
Penguins can spend up to 75% of their lives in the water. They do all of their hunting in the water.