The Story 2
Ch.3: Carl Sagan
Meanwhile Jeb was running into walls and eating rnc2011's potato which made Carl Sagan upset but then Carl Sagan died because he couldn't not look at enderman that were busy eating doritos that were soaked in concentrated fluoroantimonic acid. Then fish spewed out of The Micheal Rosen Rap and then Steph Curry came in to punch HaloNest in the face but Halonest said, "Thout shalt not punch me just once", so they punched him in two separate places: his face and his face. Then he collapsed and died because he was an idiotic idiot. Meanwhile Mabzino was eating big fried strawberry sized chicken wings made of ant heads then the illuminati materialized before him and grabbed the leftover ant heads for a neat DIY project when suddenly, Hitler showed up! but then they smashed the project which resurrected in flame as a phoenix who was playing MarioKart 8 and ate the raw chicken Gordan Ramsay screamed at which angered the phoenix so much that his head fell off and he grew three more heads but then died and was reborn as a cyborg pirate who liked to eat irradiated chicken strips which caused him crippling depression that made him like extreme and strange memes such as Doge's 69th birthday but flaming tacos rained out of the sky covering a nearby beached whale who had gotten caught was a trap to lure small turtles into the deceased Carl_Sagan1 's beanie which then morphed into a talking pickle that wanted to do naughty things to Carl_Sagan1 's dead head.
(minor editing done for continuity)