Have you ever been bored in your life that you decided to make a forum thread about bad jokes at 12 o'clock at night?

Well I have! (cringe)

Don't be alarmed; although it says contest, you'll win nothing and there'll be no winner!

As evident by the title, basically give your best shot at telling a bad joke. Good jokes are overrated so we need a bad joke so painfully horrible that it actually makes you exhales really fast making a psh sound.

I'll give it my best shot:
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

Horrible, ain't it? Bet you guys can top it because you guys got the sense of humor of a fucking cockroach.

The Dragon Egg?

Good luck to this team.
Team Team is still the best.

You're goddamn lucky. I'd rather stay in school to socialize than go home (home is boring).
Plus, my 6th period is lit as fuck. Furthermore, I can hang out with the girl of my interest.

Hold on @SovietSuperman_ , how do you get that perfect mirror shine on your shoes?
I get close to it but it's not enough.

This was like 2 years ago, but still an interesting story to look back on.
My brother and I, accompanied by 2 of my cousins, got jumped by 6 people. We all got in a fight and we seemed to have the upper-hand until one of them got a rock that's bigger than a regular sized water bottle. We all ran for it and the funny thing is: we started throwing rocks at each other until they left.
This is a funny story to look back on because it's just comical in a way but we could have lost a life if the huge rocks they threw at us were to land on us and hit us in the head. I only got a couple of bruises and got hit by a rock on my belly, but it didn't hurt.
Of course, this happened when I went back to the Philippines. It seems like some parts of the Philippines are worse than the ghetto while at the same time, good if you familiarize yourself with the place and gain your reputation.
Edit: We threw rocks at each other for 10 minutes, but who knows; time could have flew by slowly.

@Jordi223b "Everyone is genious, but if you judge a fish for its hability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid"
-Albert Einstein

Proof that Einstein said it, please.

ye doggo_Bree is Doggo_Mayorga's alt.

So how were they crashing the serveR?

It's a Velcro. It's a rip-off.