once i was jumping into a lake in mc. I jumped and was confident i would make it, then i realised that i did not land in the water, i didnt land short, i landed long
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8 years ago
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Your joke is better than server's joke ffs
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Deleted 8 years ago by SvartedauenX
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Thanks!
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But its from google. Im pretty sure.
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so that day i was spamming serverplz jokes, then the server whispered me this: blackshop is cheap
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i dont get the paul one
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Blackfish_ I want my shovel back!
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cactus ownage i want your head!
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Edited 8 years ago by CactusOwnage
Never! :)
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no matter, as @grantbanana proved today you staff CAN be killed, ill trick you into teleporting to me, quickly get a selfie then murder you. Then i will find your home and camp it untill i get your head. Then i will echest it and run away before you gear up.
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Edited 8 years ago by Blackfish_
@CactusOwnage Blackfish_ I want my shovel back!
dw. It safe in my echest :) just get your ass on cm :P
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@dragon lol has anyone ever jumped off a cliff into water and it went wrong?
I thought you were talking about in game... Instead of real life xD
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Holy shit, half the threads are ban appeals. xD
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@Derndeff Holy shit, half the threads are ban appeals. xD
Rip
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Speaking of ban appeals, I'm very much enjoying @grantbanana's replies to appeals.
Although I'm not sure moderately quite rhymes with eternity XD - Newer ›