@NutjobBob this is what happens when an italian tries to rap in english

@NutjobBob @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

I’m a lyrical miracle
Your talent’s invisible
Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
I think you’re missing the principle
Spare me your archaic prosaic
Lyrics so formulaic
Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored

You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
At least he knew he knew nothing
You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
Sitting like Rodin’s man
Did you even have a plan?
Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan

Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
As I educate you on the form of your rap
I bring the flair, I bring the skill
Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard

Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence

Burn... Burn BURN