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  2. 8 years ago

    who wants me to spit out more rhymes

    btw @BaronBattleBread vene said just return the items and all is set, but slime kept scamming me and kickman but vene was annoyed that day and didnt want to deal with it

  3. Edited 8 years ago by TheForgotten20

    You live in italy?
    cuz you just add to my kill tally
    hax and halo?
    your battles are like volcanoes

    time me to join in
    ill break you all using a pin
    but just a hint
    im not as tasty as a lindt

    hax: no rhymes so you say stap?
    dont even look at me with that sorta crap
    this is just my intro
    but my tolerance for bad raps? zero

    damn right get rekt
    the raps just increased by a step
    so take all your high hats off
    cause the company is not that soft

  4. Yo yo yo this is mah show
    Your empire is crumbling so just go
    I will reach for the sky, building blocks up so high
    The Celestials Order's back! Surprise Surprise!
    I don't want yo photograph, or any other kind of graph
    Anything with your name on it will feel all of my wrath
    You rule the sea and land, well I rule the sky!
    Your puny earthly forces are a thing I despise!
    Get out of your face? You get out of mine!
    Your presence in the area is already crossing the line!
    Your rap lacks any talent, and it only brings lament
    You have no ordered structure, and your words bring forth the rapture
    So call it quits now or you'll only get a fracture
    Things have gotten out of hand all right
    And they have caused a mighty smite
    If we go on with all this rap
    Law and order will surely snap
    Last chance, all it takes is a glance
    Let us put an end to this endless prance
    The only result will be a revolt
    So I wont go so low as to rely on insult
    My name is Hax so listen to what I say
    This is getting ridiculous so lets all behave!

    YAHOO!

  5. nice

  6. @_Drachenzorn_ nice

    wow drachenzorn you havent been on
    whos gonna be there to mow your lawns?
    celestian order? you must be mad
    cause the empire makes the order look sad

    you say you build high? well i hope you fall
    you rule the sky? dont make me cry
    cause gravity's a bitch and forced all your people to ditch

    your name is hax? well i have an axe
    your head will come clean off,
    but your stench will make me cough

    you say im crossing the line?
    then ill trigger you with kokonut pynes
    you wanna fight the empire eh?
    well doom will be dropping in to say hey

  7. Cringey yet good

  8. Edited 8 years ago by HaloNest

    yo hax,
    funny fact
    you're mad and kinda fat

    I spit a rhyme while you're faction declines
    have you any notion
    of your united noobs nation?
    do you catch my italian talk
    or do you want a translation?

    back to the story
    the story of doom
    poor tiny celestial's is a bout to go boom

    here is the deal yo
    shit just got real yo
    you'll faction will be crushed under Stranger's heel yo!

    your rhymes are a hamble
    your words are a gamble
    you'll be sunk
    like a floating junk

    nothing will stop our teutonic advance
    Stranger's Company will rise again like the past
    an empire built to last
    let me tell you this ain't mystery
    our rise will go down in history!

    _haxington the great?
    more like billy no mates

    look into my eyes?
    you see compromise?
    you're collectiong demise!
    you'll se I'll rise!

    @_Haxington_

  9. @HaloNest yo hax,
    funny fact
    you're mad and kinda fat

    I spit a rhyme while you're faction declines
    have you any notion
    of your united noobs nation?
    do you catch my italian talk
    or do you want a translation?

    back to the story
    the story of doom
    poor tiny celestial's is a bout to go boom

    here is the deal yo
    shit just got real yo
    you'll faction will be crushed under Stranger's heel yo!

    your rhymes are a hamble
    your words are a gamble
    you'll be sunk
    like a floating junk

    nothing will stop our teutonic advance
    Stranger's Company will rise again like the past
    an empire built to last
    let me tell you this ain't mystery
    our rise will go down in history!

    _haxington the great?
    more like billy no mates

    look into my eyes?
    you see compromise?
    you're collectiong demise!
    you'll se I'll rise!

    @_Haxington_

    shots fired bois...get the repair crew and fire extinguisher!

  10. Excuse me, but what is an L?

  11. It is a letter

  12. Edited 8 years ago by HaloNest

    yeah, I'm quite sure L is a letter... gonna check tho

  13. @_Haxington_ It is a letter

    @HaloNest yeah, I'm quite sure L is a letter... gonna check tho

    Oh, har har. Why do you just give people L then? There must be some reasoning behind it.

  14. Edited 8 years ago by Mayorga

    @Qfu Cringey yet good

    True tbh xD

  15. Yo Halo
    It's time you get the payload
    Your rhymes raps are made for rats
    So give up now and quit your yaps
    You say I have no team? And so it may seem
    But at least I still got my self esteem
    My words are a gamble? Well yours are a shamble!
    You cover up your demise with a flimsy disguise
    You wanna be a hater, but your argument's made of paper
    You wanna be on top, well smell ya later!
    Celestial Order needs no team, for I am stronger than may seem
    Don't mess with the sky or you'll meet your demise
    And trust me, that aint no prize!
    You think you're Mattarella?
    Well listen, let me tell ya
    Yo I'm a rap God, rap God
    And you?
    You are a rap dog, rap dog
    You better give up and grab a shovel, shovel
    And go back to dig in yo little hovel, hovel
    Don't you see?
    You are no match for me!
    I'll rap all day, you'll snap all day and then you'll pay
    Listen to what I say!
    My name is Hax yo
    My level's max yo
    You and you company, you don't scare me
    Because you're wax yo
    So just relax and accept defeat
    Ya boi Hax is on his feet
    And soon enough you'll face his fleet!

    GET ON MY LEVEL!

  16. Don't mess with the sky or you'll meet your demise

    what yo gonna do?
    rain on us? oh no! im so sad!

  17. Edited 8 years ago by HaloNest

    yo hax?
    you level max?
    that must be a paradox
    to get on your level i must chop my legs off

    your words are a gamble
    your rap is a hamble
    just lose it and go gamble

    cuz you're no one and I am the one
    my rap is for rats?
    yours is for no one!

    you ain't got no team
    you're away from the win
    wanna know why?
    yo, I said billy no mates?
    more like billy the disgrace
    your is an inferior race!

    I'm covering my demise with a flimsy disguise? uh
    you'll see we'll rise, bruh
    there's one loser here, you
    so get away, bro
    with my sword I'll kick you from 'merica to eu-rope

    my words are a shamble?
    aww yours are so mean?
    that's a thing I can handle
    kid, go eat an ice, cream!
    on a golden throne I, lean
    do you get what I, mean

    I'm Halo and I'm here to stay!
    go away you only bring misery and decay!

    I'm Halo and I'm here to rap? get it?!

    if you don't like it, here are two words for you:

    MOM SPAGHETTI

    @_haxington_

  18. @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

    I’m a lyrical miracle
    Your talent’s invisible
    Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
    I think you’re missing the principle
    Spare me your archaic prosaic
    Lyrics so formulaic
    Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
    The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored

    You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
    Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
    At least he knew he knew nothing
    You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
    Sitting like Rodin’s man
    Did you even have a plan?
    Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan

    Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
    As I educate you on the form of your rap
    I bring the flair, I bring the skill
    Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
    Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
    The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard

    Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
    This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
    And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
    For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence

  19. @NutjobBob @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

    I’m a lyrical miracle
    Your talent’s invisible
    Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
    I think you’re missing the principle
    Spare me your archaic prosaic
    Lyrics so formulaic
    Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
    The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored

    You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
    Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
    At least he knew he knew nothing
    You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
    Sitting like Rodin’s man
    Did you even have a plan?
    Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan

    Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
    As I educate you on the form of your rap
    I bring the flair, I bring the skill
    Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
    Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
    The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard

    Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
    This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
    And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
    For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence

    This deserves rnc's stamp of approval...

  20. @NutjobBob this is what happens when an italian tries to rap in english

  21. @NutjobBob @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

    I’m a lyrical miracle
    Your talent’s invisible
    Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
    I think you’re missing the principle
    Spare me your archaic prosaic
    Lyrics so formulaic
    Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
    The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored

    You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
    Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
    At least he knew he knew nothing
    You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
    Sitting like Rodin’s man
    Did you even have a plan?
    Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan

    Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
    As I educate you on the form of your rap
    I bring the flair, I bring the skill
    Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
    Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
    The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard

    Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
    This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
    And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
    For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence

    Burn... Burn BURN

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