who wants me to spit out more rhymes
btw @BaronBattleBread vene said just return the items and all is set, but slime kept scamming me and kickman but vene was annoyed that day and didnt want to deal with it
who wants me to spit out more rhymes
btw @BaronBattleBread vene said just return the items and all is set, but slime kept scamming me and kickman but vene was annoyed that day and didnt want to deal with it
You live in italy?
cuz you just add to my kill tally
hax and halo?
your battles are like volcanoes
time me to join in
ill break you all using a pin
but just a hint
im not as tasty as a lindt
hax: no rhymes so you say stap?
dont even look at me with that sorta crap
this is just my intro
but my tolerance for bad raps? zero
damn right get rekt
the raps just increased by a step
so take all your high hats off
cause the company is not that soft
Yo yo yo this is mah show
Your empire is crumbling so just go
I will reach for the sky, building blocks up so high
The Celestials Order's back! Surprise Surprise!
I don't want yo photograph, or any other kind of graph
Anything with your name on it will feel all of my wrath
You rule the sea and land, well I rule the sky!
Your puny earthly forces are a thing I despise!
Get out of your face? You get out of mine!
Your presence in the area is already crossing the line!
Your rap lacks any talent, and it only brings lament
You have no ordered structure, and your words bring forth the rapture
So call it quits now or you'll only get a fracture
Things have gotten out of hand all right
And they have caused a mighty smite
If we go on with all this rap
Law and order will surely snap
Last chance, all it takes is a glance
Let us put an end to this endless prance
The only result will be a revolt
So I wont go so low as to rely on insult
My name is Hax so listen to what I say
This is getting ridiculous so lets all behave!
YAHOO!
nice
@_Drachenzorn_ nice
wow drachenzorn you havent been on
whos gonna be there to mow your lawns?
celestian order? you must be mad
cause the empire makes the order look sad
you say you build high? well i hope you fall
you rule the sky? dont make me cry
cause gravity's a bitch and forced all your people to ditch
your name is hax? well i have an axe
your head will come clean off,
but your stench will make me cough
you say im crossing the line?
then ill trigger you with kokonut pynes
you wanna fight the empire eh?
well doom will be dropping in to say hey
Cringey yet good
yo hax,
funny fact
you're mad and kinda fat
I spit a rhyme while you're faction declines
have you any notion
of your united noobs nation?
do you catch my italian talk
or do you want a translation?
back to the story
the story of doom
poor tiny celestial's is a bout to go boom
here is the deal yo
shit just got real yo
you'll faction will be crushed under Stranger's heel yo!
your rhymes are a hamble
your words are a gamble
you'll be sunk
like a floating junk
nothing will stop our teutonic advance
Stranger's Company will rise again like the past
an empire built to last
let me tell you this ain't mystery
our rise will go down in history!
_haxington the great?
more like billy no mates
look into my eyes?
you see compromise?
you're collectiong demise!
you'll se I'll rise!
@HaloNest yo hax,
funny fact
you're mad and kinda fatI spit a rhyme while you're faction declines
have you any notion
of your united noobs nation?
do you catch my italian talk
or do you want a translation?back to the story
the story of doom
poor tiny celestial's is a bout to go boomhere is the deal yo
shit just got real yo
you'll faction will be crushed under Stranger's heel yo!your rhymes are a hamble
your words are a gamble
you'll be sunk
like a floating junknothing will stop our teutonic advance
Stranger's Company will rise again like the past
an empire built to last
let me tell you this ain't mystery
our rise will go down in history!_haxington the great?
more like billy no mateslook into my eyes?
you see compromise?
you're collectiong demise!
you'll se I'll rise!
shots fired bois...get the repair crew and fire extinguisher!
Excuse me, but what is an L?
It is a letter
yeah, I'm quite sure L is a letter... gonna check tho
@_Haxington_ It is a letter
@HaloNest yeah, I'm quite sure L is a letter... gonna check tho
Oh, har har. Why do you just give people L then? There must be some reasoning behind it.
@Qfu Cringey yet good
True tbh xD
Yo Halo
It's time you get the payload
Your rhymes raps are made for rats
So give up now and quit your yaps
You say I have no team? And so it may seem
But at least I still got my self esteem
My words are a gamble? Well yours are a shamble!
You cover up your demise with a flimsy disguise
You wanna be a hater, but your argument's made of paper
You wanna be on top, well smell ya later!
Celestial Order needs no team, for I am stronger than may seem
Don't mess with the sky or you'll meet your demise
And trust me, that aint no prize!
You think you're Mattarella?
Well listen, let me tell ya
Yo I'm a rap God, rap God
And you?
You are a rap dog, rap dog
You better give up and grab a shovel, shovel
And go back to dig in yo little hovel, hovel
Don't you see?
You are no match for me!
I'll rap all day, you'll snap all day and then you'll pay
Listen to what I say!
My name is Hax yo
My level's max yo
You and you company, you don't scare me
Because you're wax yo
So just relax and accept defeat
Ya boi Hax is on his feet
And soon enough you'll face his fleet!
GET ON MY LEVEL!
Don't mess with the sky or you'll meet your demise
what yo gonna do?
rain on us? oh no! im so sad!
yo hax?
you level max?
that must be a paradox
to get on your level i must chop my legs off
your words are a gamble
your rap is a hamble
just lose it and go gamble
cuz you're no one and I am the one
my rap is for rats?
yours is for no one!
you ain't got no team
you're away from the win
wanna know why?
yo, I said billy no mates?
more like billy the disgrace
your is an inferior race!
I'm covering my demise with a flimsy disguise? uh
you'll see we'll rise, bruh
there's one loser here, you
so get away, bro
with my sword I'll kick you from 'merica to eu-rope
my words are a shamble?
aww yours are so mean?
that's a thing I can handle
kid, go eat an ice, cream!
on a golden throne I, lean
do you get what I, mean
I'm Halo and I'm here to stay!
go away you only bring misery and decay!
I'm Halo and I'm here to rap? get it?!
if you don't like it, here are two words for you:
@_Haxington_ @HaloNest
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)
I’m a lyrical miracle
Your talent’s invisible
Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
I think you’re missing the principle
Spare me your archaic prosaic
Lyrics so formulaic
Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored
You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
At least he knew he knew nothing
You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
Sitting like Rodin’s man
Did you even have a plan?
Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan
Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
As I educate you on the form of your rap
I bring the flair, I bring the skill
Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard
Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence
@NutjobBob @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)I’m a lyrical miracle
Your talent’s invisible
Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
I think you’re missing the principle
Spare me your archaic prosaic
Lyrics so formulaic
Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me boredYou say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
At least he knew he knew nothing
You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
Sitting like Rodin’s man
Did you even have a plan?
Before you started dropping your words into your bedpanNow Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
As I educate you on the form of your rap
I bring the flair, I bring the skill
Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heardNow I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence
This deserves rnc's stamp of approval...
@NutjobBob this is what happens when an italian tries to rap in english
@NutjobBob @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)I’m a lyrical miracle
Your talent’s invisible
Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
I think you’re missing the principle
Spare me your archaic prosaic
Lyrics so formulaic
Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me boredYou say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
At least he knew he knew nothing
You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
Sitting like Rodin’s man
Did you even have a plan?
Before you started dropping your words into your bedpanNow Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
As I educate you on the form of your rap
I bring the flair, I bring the skill
Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heardNow I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence
Burn... Burn BURN