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  2. 9 years ago

    @BaronBattleBread and do you have proof of said incident? cause we can handle that

    I think I do, lemme check

  3. No i dont, but ask vene, might remember it

  4. who wants me to spit out more rhymes

    btw @BaronBattleBread vene said just return the items and all is set, but slime kept scamming me and kickman but vene was annoyed that day and didnt want to deal with it

  5. Edited 9 years ago by TheForgotten20

    You live in italy?
    cuz you just add to my kill tally
    hax and halo?
    your battles are like volcanoes

    time me to join in
    ill break you all using a pin
    but just a hint
    im not as tasty as a lindt

    hax: no rhymes so you say stap?
    dont even look at me with that sorta crap
    this is just my intro
    but my tolerance for bad raps? zero

    damn right get rekt
    the raps just increased by a step
    so take all your high hats off
    cause the company is not that soft

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    31 Oct 2016
    Deleted 23 hours ago by CraftyMyner
  7. nice

  8. @_Drachenzorn_ nice

    wow drachenzorn you havent been on
    whos gonna be there to mow your lawns?
    celestian order? you must be mad
    cause the empire makes the order look sad

    you say you build high? well i hope you fall
    you rule the sky? dont make me cry
    cause gravity's a bitch and forced all your people to ditch

    your name is hax? well i have an axe
    your head will come clean off,
    but your stench will make me cough

    you say im crossing the line?
    then ill trigger you with kokonut pynes
    you wanna fight the empire eh?
    well doom will be dropping in to say hey

  9. Cringey yet good

  10. Edited 9 years ago by HaloNest

    yo hax,
    funny fact
    you're mad and kinda fat

    I spit a rhyme while you're faction declines
    have you any notion
    of your united noobs nation?
    do you catch my italian talk
    or do you want a translation?

    back to the story
    the story of doom
    poor tiny celestial's is a bout to go boom

    here is the deal yo
    shit just got real yo
    you'll faction will be crushed under Stranger's heel yo!

    your rhymes are a hamble
    your words are a gamble
    you'll be sunk
    like a floating junk

    nothing will stop our teutonic advance
    Stranger's Company will rise again like the past
    an empire built to last
    let me tell you this ain't mystery
    our rise will go down in history!

    _haxington the great?
    more like billy no mates

    look into my eyes?
    you see compromise?
    you're collectiong demise!
    you'll se I'll rise!

    @_Haxington_

  11. @HaloNest yo hax,
    funny fact
    you're mad and kinda fat

    I spit a rhyme while you're faction declines
    have you any notion
    of your united noobs nation?
    do you catch my italian talk
    or do you want a translation?

    back to the story
    the story of doom
    poor tiny celestial's is a bout to go boom

    here is the deal yo
    shit just got real yo
    you'll faction will be crushed under Stranger's heel yo!

    your rhymes are a hamble
    your words are a gamble
    you'll be sunk
    like a floating junk

    nothing will stop our teutonic advance
    Stranger's Company will rise again like the past
    an empire built to last
    let me tell you this ain't mystery
    our rise will go down in history!

    _haxington the great?
    more like billy no mates

    look into my eyes?
    you see compromise?
    you're collectiong demise!
    you'll se I'll rise!

    @_Haxington_

    shots fired bois...get the repair crew and fire extinguisher!

  12. Excuse me, but what is an L?

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    31 Oct 2016
    Deleted 23 hours ago by CraftyMyner
  14. Edited 9 years ago by HaloNest

    yeah, I'm quite sure L is a letter... gonna check tho

  15. @_Haxington_ It is a letter

    @HaloNest yeah, I'm quite sure L is a letter... gonna check tho

    Oh, har har. Why do you just give people L then? There must be some reasoning behind it.

  16. Edited 9 years ago by Mayorga

    @Qfu Cringey yet good

    True tbh xD

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    1 Nov 2016
    Deleted 23 hours ago by CraftyMyner
  18. Don't mess with the sky or you'll meet your demise

    what yo gonna do?
    rain on us? oh no! im so sad!

  19. Edited 9 years ago by HaloNest

    yo hax?
    you level max?
    that must be a paradox
    to get on your level i must chop my legs off

    your words are a gamble
    your rap is a hamble
    just lose it and go gamble

    cuz you're no one and I am the one
    my rap is for rats?
    yours is for no one!

    you ain't got no team
    you're away from the win
    wanna know why?
    yo, I said billy no mates?
    more like billy the disgrace
    your is an inferior race!

    I'm covering my demise with a flimsy disguise? uh
    you'll see we'll rise, bruh
    there's one loser here, you
    so get away, bro
    with my sword I'll kick you from 'merica to eu-rope

    my words are a shamble?
    aww yours are so mean?
    that's a thing I can handle
    kid, go eat an ice, cream!
    on a golden throne I, lean
    do you get what I, mean

    I'm Halo and I'm here to stay!
    go away you only bring misery and decay!

    I'm Halo and I'm here to rap? get it?!

    if you don't like it, here are two words for you:

    MOM SPAGHETTI

    @_haxington_

  20. @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

    I’m a lyrical miracle
    Your talent’s invisible
    Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
    I think you’re missing the principle
    Spare me your archaic prosaic
    Lyrics so formulaic
    Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
    The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored

    You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
    Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
    At least he knew he knew nothing
    You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
    Sitting like Rodin’s man
    Did you even have a plan?
    Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan

    Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
    As I educate you on the form of your rap
    I bring the flair, I bring the skill
    Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
    Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
    The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard

    Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
    This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
    And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
    For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence

  21. @NutjobBob @_Haxington_ @HaloNest
    (Sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

    I’m a lyrical miracle
    Your talent’s invisible
    Writin’ prose so clinical, cynical
    I think you’re missing the principle
    Spare me your archaic prosaic
    Lyrics so formulaic
    Rhyming gamble with gamble? Kicking with your sword?
    The lack of effort in your ramble is leaving me bored

    You say eat an ice cream, well I think you’ve got brain freeze
    Now let me give you some advice from the great Socrates
    At least he knew he knew nothing
    You don’t even know that you’re bluffing
    Sitting like Rodin’s man
    Did you even have a plan?
    Before you started dropping your words into your bedpan

    Now Hax, sit back relax and listen to the facts
    As I educate you on the form of your rap
    I bring the flair, I bring the skill
    Your rhymes are consistently going downhill
    Stuttering, muttering, repeating your words
    The least elegant, eloquent lyrics I’ve heard

    Now I’ve shown you both the talent you lack
    This thread’s terminated, you won’t be back
    And let me quote Dumas, before you turn to violence
    For all evil there’s two cures; time and silence

    This deserves rnc's stamp of approval...

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