Let's start one of those stories where each person contributes up to 4 words and if i get ignored well rip me.
I'll start-obvs . (Let's keep it reasonably clean please)
The Story so far:
CraftyMyner was mining when a turtle popped out and ate some lettuce then it reared it's ugly left foot to a bucket of green slime that smelled like his ugly left foot which smells strongly of bitter Starbucks mocha coffee roasted in garlic butter shat out of a morbidly obese rat with an acne problem that makes him very cool but all of the bats at school make chocolate from their brain that they feed to heavily weaponed army guys so that those armies could go get tacos to celebrate along with the medic + scout who brought the obese rat to Sesame Street so Cookie Monster could have low fat cookies because because he is getting big fat purple dinosaurs on the bottom of the city in the sky that Cookie Monster's big head was stuck in this giant green city was a magical hole that had mushrooms in which grew to be a small stripey unicorn which had 3 legs as it suffered a serious prenatal problem which made him wobble uncontrollably whenever he tried to follow a basic humanity instruction manual to get over the death of his ugly identical twin brother, Fred who died in a tragic accident when an octopus pulled him under water and sucked his life out of his nostrils because he loves the teletubbies therefore he attaches televisions to his flezubben before deciding to talk to his master about recreational fishermen who ingest dangerous amount of radioactive bubblegum that glowslike an ugly foot that has been dipped in a big neon bowl of soup that when digested it causes bowls of cereal to come up from the ocean and cause big Cornflakes to rain upon the people of Egypt who decided to launch giant flying chickens upon the Chinese so that they would stop sending wack waving inflatable arm tubemen to Britain in attempt to stop the hordes of two-headed albino spiders who were invading the nearest chipper because they were longing for delicious cookies made in @cookiestepdog 's brain because he obviously had a brain made of cookies so they ate it until they looked and saw a tiny rabbit who was eating some delicious cinnamon and cheese frosted fried frog legs that ended up choking gracefully on a pack of monster gummy worms that smelled like your mom's leeches after a year's worth of buttered anchovies that were drenched with incredibly slimy and satanic buttermilk scotch biscuits that were roasted in Princess feathers that looked like death on a Monday but were surprisingly moist boogers that tasted bummy despite the taste the @TheDunmerRaven still loves to smell and absorb the juices like big buckets of gelatinous salamanders that sneeze fire and shoot lightning out of their nostrils and they can't wait to join to the majestic swans as they plan for world domination using their pumped bellies to eradicate all of the ducks who sneakily devour the flesh of swan babies because they woke up on the bottom of the enormous pit full of goblins who were vigorously licking purple popsicles made of neutron stars that were once owned by the devious monkeys throwing anything that looked like shoes filled with poo at the grocery store where zebras go to relieve the burdens of their stripes which actually cause rockets to ignite and obliterate the kitsune fox's overuse of similar names due to the laziness therefore he suffered great amnesia and just started rolling around eating some dried cookie dough off an old man's back that was really a rock lobster who spoke in strange ways because he's from outer space and he only knew how to bake cookies so he could eat them all but the monkey ninja burnt the cookies so which caused him to find other substitutes like dragon's breath infused coco butter DJ Khaled to prevent cookies from becoming sentient otherwise they'd attempt to dominate every Admin who stopped the horrible game that resulted in the death of many pygmies who like to dance upon the tears of salty coconut trees swaying fiercely in the calm winds of forgotten lands that were forgotten by most apart from those angry mutated gorilla cheerleaders who looked fantastic in purple straight jackets which but only when they acted like sharks and ate people because your mom was fat and eats lots of organic deep fat fried turtles mined from Crafty and his evil legion of tiny smart seahorses and laser sharks with huge horns and few teeth that made all of the pina smell like they were defecated on by a dangerous noodle that looked like an orange coloured spaghetti with a big bushy beard that had chunks of argon inside which is nothing that people questioned even though they all seemed to be annoyed by the big, long, juicy, censored piece of steak that look suspiciously like a dried up raven that majestically took flight but it was swiftly overjoyed to see that the cause obviously was the damn cuckoos that set out to burn the entire farm of giant chicken tostadas with their laser eye powers. Meanwhile, Fred came back because he was resurrected by an ancient witch named Quanfifi who miscalculated the formula of life as instead if 42 it was supposedly 52 and then we jumped over the moon and into Mars' atmosphere where our heads slowly began to turn into gummyworms except for argon's which became a gummy bird and a martian quickly found a dime by the Walmart near the home of the adorable and all mighty Dawn who has an unnecessary abundant amount of decapitated mice because she didn't have a cat so she had to use her mini guillotine on her worst enemies as the cats told .her about all those great diabolical plans to conquer the world and eat the venomous red snake,that will kill all of the innocent and puffy marshmallows that were shaped like sharks that had impossibly tiny teeth like it's brain which had no IQ like most real sharks or ravens, but also all the bees became ...
Edit: At 100 (if we reach it) I'll gather all the posts up to collect the story. Then possible every 50 or so after that (again if we keep going)
CraftyMyner was mining when....
