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  2. 8 years ago

    by a hacking noob

  3. who was caught by

  4. Crafty's fleet of turtles

  5. that he found while

  6. mining under a huge

  7. loaf of battle bread

  8. covered in TGRI ooze

  9. to become a ninja

  10. Robot guinea pig with....

  11. ninja turtle intentions to

  12. Edited 8 years ago by _Ami_13_

    ... destroy all of the...

    (i like the fact almost 500 posts in its finally got back to crafty and his turtle )

    (okay i checked this is the 470th post which means this story is about 1880 words long haha)

  13. cheese shredders in the

  14. Mcdonald's warehouse but unfortunatly

  15. ... they were protected by ...

  16. The poor banned blackfish

  17. who really didn't do

  18. Yoga because of the

  19. time he spent dying

  20. like how Derndeff's dog spent his time dying at spawn (*sniff*) because

  21. (@Derndeff only 4 words)

  22. 8 years ago

    It was a joke. Anyway, I'll legit continue...

    in CraftyMyne's bedrock jail

  23. Waiting for some pears

  24. .... so he could absorb ....

  25. The greatness of a

  26. Mighty wad of fuck

  27. And plans of killing

  28. Deleted 8 years ago by GibsonAxe
  29. Deleted 8 years ago by GibsonAxe
  30. the deranged stuttering fools

  31. ..... who tried to kill .....

  32. The Marshmallow King of...

  33. ..a group of evil...

  34. candies that wanted to...

  35. slash the throats of

  36. some very ugly vegetables

  37. then went on to

  38. .... devour the flesh of ....

  39. Edited 8 years ago by TheForgotten20

    Harvestar's Guardian Bee Which

  40. existed in an alternate...

  41. ... coffee cup that emits ...

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