Stories From The Myners

  1. 8 years ago

    Ever had a crazy IRL or In-Game story to tell? Leave it here!

  2. >In Honors Spanish 3
    >Writing Final For Semester 1
    >Haven't had a writing exam all year
    >No problem
    >Translate songs (usually Skee-Lo) all the time
    > ezpz
    >Everyone else is flipping out
    >Enter this girl (I'm naming her Sally)
    >Sally has a reputation of taking tests a week after we get them
    >Often mouths off to teachers
    >Has a habit of cheating
    >Teacher never finds out
    >No one dares to rat on her - Is really hostile
    >Sits in the far corner from the teacher's desk
    >Shrug it off, probably wants quiet
    >Test starts
    >Teacher hands out paper
    >Copy paper
    >Everyone is annoyed
    >Sally: "Why can't we use lined paper?"
    >Teacher: "Because you have to use the paper I give you."
    >Another student: "But I can't write on copy paper!"
    >mfw -_-
    >Teacher finally allows us to use our own paper
    >I don't need it
    >Teacher: "One paper per desk"
    >Sally doesn't hear
    >Too busy pulling out a piece of paper
    >Has "Rought Draft" written on it
    >Hides it on her lap
    >Test starts
    >Me writing about the Ebola doctors
    >Cuz Wynaut
    >Teacher begins to walk around to see what everyone is up to
    >yada yada yada
    >Teacher walks over to Sally
    >Asks her why she has a piece of paper in her lap
    >"It's my rough draft."
    >We aren't allowed to write rough drafts in Spanish class
    >Come on, this is like a basic rule of foreign language classes
    >"Why do you need a rough draft?"
    >"So I can edit my writing."
    >"So then why are you hiding it?"
    > ._.
    >"Give me the paper"
    >"BUT I NEED MY ROUGH DRAFT!"
    >"But you can't have a rough draft"
    >"THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE AN ESSAY?"
    >"On your blank piece of paper"
    > (can't remember, but another excuse)
    >GIVE ME YOUR TEST
    >Crumples test
    >Hands over the test
    >"I'm invalidating your test!"
    >"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!"
    > mfw -_-
    >Walks over to desk
    >Calls security
    >Security shows up
    >Has expression that reads "Oh, you again"
    >Confiscates her phone, backpack, etc
    >Teacher takes her paper
    >Perfectly Google Translated paper
    >Security escorts her out of room
    >Comes back after class
    >Look of horror

    10/10 would Spanish again

  3. Edited 8 years ago by FishW

    I had a dream where there were these snakes under my bed, so when I woke up I check under everything in my room and got a bunch of people to look around. Then I woke up again and realized I had experienced a dream within a dream
    *x-files theme starts*
    Then later that same night I dreamed I was going to see some tigers outside of some concert, and as I was running I tripped over a curb and I lost all feeling in my right leg. So I'm limping along to go see this tiger and I make it but unfortunatly since I lost feeling in my leg I was last in line :/ Then I met the tiger who was on a leash and had a color changing coat of fur. Luckily my right leg was usable again. Then after that I talked to the tiger trainer(who resembled the sheriff from "O' Brother Where Art Thou" for some reason) he asked me if I like tigers, me if I liked tigers and I said no I hated cats. And somewhere in the story I ate a pound of chocolate and lost my shirt idk why or when. Probably when I tripped.
    *x-files theme intensifies*

  4. lol you cant green text here

  5. @FishW why delete it?

    Also I got a story to tell that I needed to varify with my parents, it's a short one.

    So when I was like 2 my parents nicknamed Bam Bam after the character from The Flintstones because I had managed to break my crib to get out, broke two lamps, broke a screen door, and had a Tv ?one of those 2001 Tv's that have glass screen and are really bulky) fall on me while i tried to get a ball that fell behind it. According to them I was just chilling underneath the Tv when it happened didn't even cry. The thing was like 50 pounds and in the basement.

  6. Edited 8 years ago by FishW

    @GrinningBobcat lol I was just trolling and forgot to add it back after my troll :P
    seriously considering deleting this post adding more mystery
    Also you're superman confirmed

  7. Edited 8 years ago by darktyui

    One day I saw a big beautiful butterfly, then it ate my daddy :(

  8. @darktyui One day I saw a big beautiful butterfly, then it ate my daddy :(

    Moth man

    confirmed

    @FishW @GrinningBobcat lol I was just trolling and forgot to add it back after my troll :P
    seriously considering deleting this post adding more mystery
    Also you're superman confirmed

    I've got a bit of a superman look to according to one friend.

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