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  2. 6 years ago

    To reset the universe in hopes of...
    (idk whats going on, i'm lost.)

  3. erasing all the astronauts in

  4. Kansas, so that they could clarify...

  5. not all problems happen in Houston because

  6. Mexico has there own space station that

  7. sells tacos in bulk

  8. To mutated space...

  9. narwhals that eat...

  10. tacos(see above). To reset the universe the men...

  11. Edited 6 years ago by TheMightyDrex

    **Unrelated** Someone should take the time to compile every story segment and post it, for future reference and my amusement ;)

  12. The Story 2

    Ch.1: Retrochewy

    One stormy night on a tree Retrochewy was dreaming cellexia when suddenly Retrochewy became a huge monster and fell into existential depression. He was able to conquer it by secluding himself with anime then he thought about how cool it would be to make himself turn into a nerf gun so he could shoot her, but then realize something wasn't quiet right so he decided to ride away with unicorns, but then he remembered that he left his tea at Candy land so he flew to potatoville accidentally. Little did he know, that TheForgotten20 ate the unicorns while farting what used to be marshmallows and then suddenly, eating them caused CraftyMyner to explode into cinnamon bagels which mutated after radiation exposure into the server command block room which was taken over by a hungry iron golem who only spoke in racist Russian called ivan, that drinks lemonade on a cold Sunday because he can eat potatoes with The Supreme Leader of North Korea. He then flies away to find Mother Russia's greatest threat who will stop WHO (World Health Organization) from hiding his birth control pills.

    (minor editing done for continuity)

  13. Edited 6 years ago by hopping25

    The Story 2

    Ch.2: rnc2011

    In the meanwhile potatoes are launched into the stratosphere by a crazy pup named Buttercup that died to horrible memes then she was resurrected to find someone taking over the pvp arena which then exploded into Pepe the frog overlord who started killing everyone around him using creepy ASMR then died while BaronBattleBread came to eat some cinnamon apples that were injected with acid from the 1980's because of this, baron melted like butter to become a monster sized Mountain Dew flavored Dorito and rnc2011 came and ravaged it until Carl Sagan said "I wish I were a potato" while proposing to rnc2011 romantically however rnc2011 rejected him/her all because he turned into a potato and then rotted. Then poisoned rnc2011 who then fell into creepynub17'0s arms then rnc2011 started to regenerate and the szechuan sauce came back to make a great powerful Giant Inflatable Tube Man that destroys all of the flying spaghetti monsters while being pursued the turtle CraftyMyner had mined.

    (minor editing done for continuity)

  14. @hopping25

    The Story 2

    Ch.2: rnc2011

    In the meanwhile potatoes are launched into the stratosphere by a crazy pup named Buttercup that died to horrible memes then he was resurrected to find someone taking over the pvp arena which then exploded into Pepe the frog overlord who started killing everyone around him using creepy ASMR then died while BaronBattleBread came to eat some cinnamon apples that were injected with acid from the 1980's because of this, baron melted like butter to become a monster sized Mountain Dew flavored Dorito and rnc2011 came and ravaged it until Carl Sagan said "I wish I were a potato" while proposing to rnc2011 romantically however rnc2011 rejected him/her all because he turned into a potato and then rotted. Then poisoned rnc2011 who then fell into creepynub17'0s arms then rnc2011 started to regenerate and the szechuan sauce came back to make a great powerful Giant Inflatable Tube Man that destroys all of the flying spaghetti monsters while being pursued the turtle CraftyMyner had mined.

    (minor editing done for continuity)

    Buttercup is a she, please change it xD

  15. Done @MasaruCyri

  16. The Story 2

    Ch.3: Carl Sagan

    Meanwhile Jeb was running into walls and eating rnc2011's potato which made Carl Sagan upset but then Carl Sagan died because he couldn't not look at enderman that were busy eating doritos that were soaked in concentrated fluoroantimonic acid. Then fish spewed out of The Micheal Rosen Rap and then Steph Curry came in to punch HaloNest in the face but Halonest said, "Thout shalt not punch me just once", so they punched him in two separate places: his face and his face. Then he collapsed and died because he was an idiotic idiot. Meanwhile Mabzino was eating big fried strawberry sized chicken wings made of ant heads then the illuminati materialized before him and grabbed the leftover ant heads for a neat DIY project when suddenly, Hitler showed up! but then they smashed the project which resurrected in flame as a phoenix who was playing MarioKart 8 and ate the raw chicken Gordan Ramsay screamed at which angered the phoenix so much that his head fell off and he grew three more heads but then died and was reborn as a cyborg pirate who liked to eat irradiated chicken strips which caused him crippling depression that made him like extreme and strange memes such as Doge's 69th birthday but flaming tacos rained out of the sky covering a nearby beached whale who had gotten caught was a trap to lure small turtles into the deceased Carl_Sagan1 's beanie which then morphed into a talking pickle that wanted to do naughty things to Carl_Sagan1 's dead head.

    (minor editing done for continuity)

  17. will try to post next chapter when it finishes.

  18. @hopping25 tacos(see above). To reset the universe the men...

    all went to consult Blackened_Dawn who

  19. thinking about...

  20. how many stone blocks she could place

  21. and then realizing...

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