however rnc2011 rejected him/her all the

Because he turned into a potato

and it rotted .

And poisoned rnc2011

which then fell into creepynub17'0s arms

when rnc2011 started to regenerate

then the szechuan sauce came back

Giant inflatable tube man that destroys

all of the flying spaghetti monsters...

pursued the turtle CraftyMyner had mined.

Jeb was running into walls and...

potato, which happened to be rnc2011's

And That made Carl Sagan upset

and then Carl Sagan dies because

he couldn't not look at enderman

Which were busy eating doritos that

Were soaked in concentrated fluoroantimonic acid