Time to continue the nonesense...

Post a 4-7 word phrase thats relevant to the one before it without using any words from the previous phrase.
No double-posting

Lets start...

First there was nothing. But then...

the Fire Nation attacked.

Only to be set upon by Taco-Bears

But The bears were so delicious

That @Pimpcy decided to eat them until

she was out of pancakes and syrup...

Her fairy-godmother who was just...

Baking some Pies For @Pimpcy

(Yeah i know)

But the fairy godmother grew tired of

baking heart shaped cookies for...

The Lion in the bush

this angered the lioness, so she

Built a giant wall

In the Name of Trump

so she could prove that...

her until a conspirationist came up...

with an explosive cat to hurl it...

nine feet into the air and

killing the united states president

and leaving a lemur in charge while

The world slowly burned to a

slightly overcooked marshmallow, however...

@minesy was demon to this world

what?

Continuing off Cileklim

The moon Started Eating it

President Lemur organized an emergency meeting

with the international society of cheese appreciators

(this a really food themed one isnt it)

to find out how to run a country.

so they asked their parents and said

"this is boring! I want another country!" but...

There WAS NOT OTHER COUNTRY.

(dun dun dunnnnn)

so he decided to go to Canada to...

eat the taco bears

but they failed miserably, moving on they

Hired Link to rule the country

but Zelda ran off away from

A guy with a fork