This just in! The <Generic faction name> faction has been dealt with! This faction had many problems including <Generic list of common facts known to all>! The leader known as <Generic name> has been killed by me, <Generic nub name> #TeamNubated. I have decided to make <Generic faction name> my faction and called it <Generic nub faction name>. As the current CraftyMynes nub and "leader" of #TeamNubated, I decided that I would pretend to have taken down <Generic faction base name>! Know that I did not want to follow this course of action, but rather I had chose to because im a giant nub :D Know that the dirt, worms and further dirt are merely a unreachable dream for the nubbiest of factions <3 With all your coords I believe I can purge all those i feel like i want to raid and boast about for no reason :)
- "Leader" & Nub <Generic nub name> out!