Alright, here we go...
Inside a house, a wife shoots her husband in the head. She then proceeds to completely submerge the head underwater for an hour and then hangs the head up on a rope to dry. 20 minutes later, she walks in a party accompanied by her living husband. How is this possible?

It could be a different couple. It was never specified if it was the same woman accompanied by her husband.

It is the same couple try again

Nope

She is a photographer

*The man's wife is a photographer*

@NutjobBob Anyone else have an answer or shall I put you all out of your misery?

It looks like the thread took off without getting the answer to this. Plz lay it on us.

@TheSpiderman2013 She is a photographer

Can you explain into further detail?

@BoneChi11er Can you explain into further detail?

She "shot" her husband, with a camera.
She "submerged" the photo.
She then hung the photo to dry.

@TheSpiderman2013 She "shot" her husband, with a camera.
She "submerged" the photo.
She then hung the photo to dry.

Congrats, that be correct.

The man who made it, sold it.
The man who bought it, never used it.
The man who used it, never knew it.
What is it?

Idk how common this is so shush.

@TheSpiderman2013 The man who made it, sold it.
The man who bought it, never used it.
The man who used it, never knew it.
What is it?

Idk how common this is so shush.

A coffin / casket for the man :)

yup

Okay it's been awhile I'll post one:

"I have no legs, yet I go on and on"
"I keep no clothes, yet I wear a tunic"
"I have no friends, yet you would cry if you saw me harmed"

What am I?

Onion?

Darth vader?