Alright, here we go...
Inside a house, a wife shoots her husband in the head. She then proceeds to completely submerge the head underwater for an hour and then hangs the head up on a rope to dry. 20 minutes later, she walks in a party accompanied by her living husband. How is this possible?

It could be a different couple. It was never specified if it was the same woman accompanied by her husband.

It is the same couple try again

Nope

She is a photographer

*The man's wife is a photographer*

@NutjobBob Anyone else have an answer or shall I put you all out of your misery?

It looks like the thread took off without getting the answer to this. Plz lay it on us.

@TheSpiderman2013 She is a photographer

Can you explain into further detail?

@BoneChi11er Can you explain into further detail?

She "shot" her husband, with a camera.
She "submerged" the photo.
She then hung the photo to dry.

@TheSpiderman2013 She "shot" her husband, with a camera.
She "submerged" the photo.
She then hung the photo to dry.

Congrats, that be correct.

The man who made it, sold it.
The man who bought it, never used it.
The man who used it, never knew it.
What is it?

Idk how common this is so shush.

@TheSpiderman2013 The man who made it, sold it.
The man who bought it, never used it.
The man who used it, never knew it.
What is it?

Idk how common this is so shush.

A coffin / casket for the man :)

yup

Okay it's been awhile I'll post one:

"I have no legs, yet I go on and on"
"I keep no clothes, yet I wear a tunic"
"I have no friends, yet you would cry if you saw me harmed"

What am I?

Onion?

@rnc2011 Onion?

Yep!

This one is easy, I'm sure everyone here has heard it.

What walks on 4 legs during the day, 2 legs during the afternoon, and 3 legs during the evening?

@_Confederacy_ Mankind. You crawl on all fours as a baby, walk on 2 as an adult, use a cane (3rd leg) in old age
#Sphinx'sRiddle

And?

except the Sphinx's Riddle is a well known riddle, sooo...

What asks but never answers?

Helicopter

@rnc2011 Helicopter

n....no. ..

the phone ;~;

My favorite riddle has multiple parts, but remember, no matter how random the parts may be, they all connect to eachother

1. Let's start this off easy. If you have 500 bricks in a plane, and you toss one out, how many are left?
2. That was a little too easy, how about this. What are the 3 steps to put a deer into a fridge?
3. What are the 4 steps to put an elephant into the fridge?
4. How about something a little more vague. It's the Lion King's birthday. All the anmals are there except 1. Which one and why?
5. Hmm, how about this. An old lady is walking through a swamp. She stumbles across a sign that says "BEWARE! Killer crocodiles ahead!" She ignores the signs and presses on. She maked it through the swamp fine. How?
6. Here's the kicker. In the end, the old lady still dies, Why?

@Venetorem 1) Let's start this off easy. If you have 500 bricks in a plane, and you toss one out, how many are left?

even if you toss the brick out, it's still on the plane (as in a large flat surface) so all 500 remain

@Venetorem 2) That was a little too easy, how about this. What are the 3 steps to put a deer into a fridge?

open fridge, put deer in, close fridge

@Venetorem 3) What are the 4 steps to put an elephant into the fridge?

open fridge, take out deer, put elephant in, close fridge

as for the others, idk and i don't wanna look them up

@SharpSerac even if you toss the brick out, it's still on the plane (as in a large flat surface) so all 500 remain

open fridge, put deer in, close fridge

open fridge, take out deer, put elephant in, close fridge

as for the others, idk and i don't wanna look them up

the crocodiles were eating the deer

the brick hit her head

thats an old easy one

maybe you two need to work together...

even if you toss the brick out, it's still on the plane (as in a large flat surface) so all 500 remain

no
__________

open fridge, put deer in, close fridge

yes
__________

open fridge, take out deer, put elephant in, close fridge

yes
__________

(4 needs to be answered)
__________

the crocodiles were eating the deer

no
__________

the brick hit her head

yes
__________

you guys have 3/6 so far, keep trying

@Venetorem
1- you have 499 bricks left
4- the elephant was missing, since he was in the fridge
5- The crocodiles were at the lion kings birthday party

I heard that riddle before:D
MOAR!