Lol

I've named my sword "Utter Despair", only because if I eventually kill someone (which is highly unlikely), I want to see the line that reads "(Player X) was slain by Monkey Bunker using Utter Despair".

"Batman tactics"

"The sound of music"

a sharp stick

¨9+10¨

"This is How I met your Mother"

I still think BBB has the best weapon name hands down... he has a piece of bread named :
"Baron's Battle Bread"

"My Teacher's Red Pen"
"Hacks Called Skill"
"The New 1.9 PVP"
"A Sloth's Speed"
"Girl Scout Cookies" (Please don't take this. I plan on using it? Though writing it on here allows anyone to use it.)
"Stinky 40 Years Old Socks"
"See Ya Later"
"Plz Dunt Hate Me"
"Haha! You Got Stabbed!"
"Sorry, Didn't Mean It."

One day I plan to make a new sword and bow set, call the sword "Quoth the raven.." and the bow "Nevermore!!"

@TheDunmerRaven One day I plan to make a new sword and bow set, call the sword "Quoth the raven.." and the bow "Nevermore!!"

calm down, poe

Splintered stick
The unbearable truth
Minecraft Propaganda
Bad PVP skills
Quickdropper
Decapitater
Incapacitater
Incenerater
Bad wifi
Kilaura 1.5
Legitn3ss
Budderfingers
Rusty metal substance
Large ram rod
Bull horn
Deer's antler
Metal spoon
Death by shovel
____________________
-Confed

@_Confederacy_ Splintered stick
The unbearable truth
Minecraft Propaganda
Bad PVP skills
Quickdropper
Decapitater
Incapacitater
Incenerater
Bad wifi
Kilaura 1.5
Legitn3ss
Budderfingers
Rusty metal substance
Large ram rod
Bull horn
Deer's antler
Metal spoon
Death by shovel
____________________
-Confed

"Bad Wifi"

There's the perfect name for you :P

Indeed :P