.... I could strangle you rn. LOL!

I'll snatch up the moment to start my own riddle. Here we go. Oh, and it's not random. At all.

Imagine you're stuck naked in a wooden outhouse with a pet chicken. Outside, there are five arsonists with flamethrowers, four gunners with machine guns, three goats, two pigs, and one banana. The arsonists and gunners have never tasted chicken before, and want a try. They know you're inside with the chicken, and they'll do anything to get it, even if it means killing you. How do you escape alive without harming or letting them take the chicken?

@Triatomic I'll snatch up the moment to start my own riddle. Here we go. Oh, and it's not random. At all.

Imagine you're stuck naked in a wooden outhouse with a pet chicken. Outside, there are five arsonists with flamethrowers, four gunners with machine guns, three goats, two pigs, and one banana. The arsonists and gunners have never tasted chicken before, and want a try. They know you're inside with the chicken, and they'll do anything to get it, even if it means killing you. How do you escape alive without harming or letting them take the chicken?

Ok my list of possible answers.

1. Tell them pigs, goats, or the banana taste just like chicken. Then while they are eating it make a run for it with the chicken.
2. Become Chuck Norris and kick some butt.
3. Hide the chicken in the toilet and tell them it ran away.

@BoneChi11er

I like the cover

Uhm, stop imagining?

@Derndeff Uhm, stop imagining?

Aw darn, thought this would be harder if I made it random. Correct!

Okay I've got one.

You're sleeping and awake to a dark room, in the room there's a match, a lighter, and a candle somewhere. You want to light the candle. What's the very first thing you do?

Turn the light switch on

xD

@mithraculus Turn the light switch on

It's logical, but that's not the answer xD

I'll let others answer first before I reveal the answer :P

@Jordi223b I got it wrong? :(

Hmmm, just wait and see :P

Eat a ham sandwich.
You're hungry and you don't care about lighting the candle as much.

Either that, or it might help to open your eyes after you wake up.

@Derndeff Eat a ham sandwich.
You're hungry and you don't care about lighting the candle as much.

Either that, or it might help to open your eyes after you wake up.

You're correct! You open your eyes first :P

Oh well.. That ended quickly..