Edited 8 years ago by BoneChi11er
Alright ill give the answer now...
The riddle: What is bigger than life?
The answer, of course, is Monopoly.
:D
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8 years ago
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.... I could strangle you rn. LOL!
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Edited 8 years ago by Triatomic
I'll snatch up the moment to start my own riddle. Here we go. Oh, and it's not random. At all.
Imagine you're stuck naked in a wooden outhouse with a pet chicken. Outside, there are five arsonists with flamethrowers, four gunners with machine guns, three goats, two pigs, and one banana. The arsonists and gunners have never tasted chicken before, and want a try. They know you're inside with the chicken, and they'll do anything to get it, even if it means killing you. How do you escape alive without harming or letting them take the chicken?
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@Triatomic I'll snatch up the moment to start my own riddle. Here we go. Oh, and it's not random. At all.
Imagine you're stuck naked in a wooden outhouse with a pet chicken. Outside, there are five arsonists with flamethrowers, four gunners with machine guns, three goats, two pigs, and one banana. The arsonists and gunners have never tasted chicken before, and want a try. They know you're inside with the chicken, and they'll do anything to get it, even if it means killing you. How do you escape alive without harming or letting them take the chicken?
Ok my list of possible answers.
- Tell them pigs, goats, or the banana taste just like chicken. Then while they are eating it make a run for it with the chicken.
- Become Chuck Norris and kick some butt.
- Hide the chicken in the toilet and tell them it ran away.
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4. Pull a gun out of your ass and go ballistic
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I like the cover
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Deleted 8 years ago by QuietSheep
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Uhm, stop imagining?
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@Derndeff Uhm, stop imagining?
Aw darn, thought this would be harder if I made it random. Correct!
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Okay I've got one.
You're sleeping and awake to a dark room, in the room there's a match, a lighter, and a candle somewhere. You want to light the candle. What's the very first thing you do?
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Turn the light switch on
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@mithraculus Turn the light switch on
It's logical, but that's not the answer xD
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@Laineyyz Okay I've got one.
You're sleeping and awake to a dark room, in the room there's a match, a lighter, and a candle somewhere. You want to light the candle. What's the very first thing you do?
hmm...
I think I've heard this one
The very first thing you do is either
awake
stand up
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I'll let others answer first before I reveal the answer :P
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@Laineyyz I'll let others answer first before I reveal the answer :P
I got it wrong? :(
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@Jordi223b I got it wrong? :(
Hmmm, just wait and see :P
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Eat a ham sandwich.
You're hungry and you don't care about lighting the candle as much.Either that, or it might help to open your eyes after you wake up.
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@Derndeff Eat a ham sandwich.
You're hungry and you don't care about lighting the candle as much.Either that, or it might help to open your eyes after you wake up.
You're correct! You open your eyes first :P
Oh well.. That ended quickly..
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8 years ago
Ugh,almost got it
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Ok I've got one.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.What song did he sing?
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Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Joanna Armstrong Miller! Happy birthday to you!
#Nailit
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Edited 8 years ago by Triatomic
@Laineyyz Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Joanna Armstrong Miller! Happy birthday to you!
#Nailit
I didn't write this riddle, but you're correct! :P
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This isn't so much of a riddle, but a lot of my friends didn't understand (maybe they're stupid)...
What's 2 + 2 when 2 = 1?
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@Derndeff This isn't so much of a riddle, but a lot of my friends didn't understand (maybe they're stupid)...
What's 2 + 2 when 2 = 1?
2?
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Edited 8 years ago by FishW
2? Is that it? i feel like it is a trick lol
Edit: @Jordi223b posted 17 seconds before me gg :P
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Doesnt that make the final answer 1 since 2 = 1? xD
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wait, the final answer is 2! because 2=1
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its 1 because
2+2
2=1
1+1=2
2=1
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Yeah, Danny and Hopping have it right. :P
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What do you call a unicorn flying a plane?
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You come across a dead man in the woods. When the detectives ask you what you know about the man, you say he's a bass fisherman.
How do you know the man was a bass fisherman?
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Because you actually knew the dude/witnessed his death?
Plus there could be all sorts of clues such as a cooler with fresh bass and a fishing pole.
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because his nametag said ima bass fisherman
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@CodyJProductions You come across a dead man in the woods. When the detectives ask you what you know about the man, you say he's a bass fisherman.
How do you know the man was a bass fisherman?
@CodyJProductions the answer?
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@CodyJProductions You come across a dead man in the woods. When the detectives ask you what you know about the man, you say he's a bass fisherman.
How do you know the man was a bass fisherman?
Because you killed him.
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Edited 8 years ago by Cileklim
@CodyJProductions You come across a dead man in the woods. When the detectives ask you what you know about the man, you say he's a bass fisherman.
How do you know the man was a bass fisherman?
He smelled like bass and had a fishing rod?
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@CodyJProductions part of leaving a riddle is not abandoning it for nearly a week >_>
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@CodyJProductions You come across a dead man in the woods. When the detectives ask you what you know about the man, you say he's a bass fisherman.
How do you know the man was a bass fisherman?
he had a fishing pole and a few bass on him!
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