I need a good witty name for my axe

  1. 7 years ago

    i don't pvp so it's gonna mostly be for killing people in the jail at spawn, i've always called my swords gilgamesh and my axes axxy but 'guy was killed by [axxy]' isn't any good, i was thinking [a sharp melon] or jam suggested [may i AXE you a question?] but i want to see more ideas first

    keep in mind the 30 character limit

  2. Nightmare
    Mjolnir
    A shoe

  3. Axecellent
    Axecuse me

  4. cheese

  5. @Notblade cheese

    That sounds really lame lol

  6. No it dosent, (name) has been killed by CHEESE

  7. Lmao smh

  8. 'No Axeusations'

  9. "I'm Sorry Axe-ually , No I'm Not"

  10. @jamlbon "I'm Sorry Axe-ually , No I'm Not"

    best so far :P

  11. My axe is above y'all average axes

  12. thank you everyone, i ended up asking chat and somebody made me think of 'Axe yourself why this happened' so now my axe is named :D

    other people may see this just like the witty sword and pickaxe names so keep em coming :D

  13. @Notblade cheese

    Call your axe "Not a blade"

  14. @Dannysharks Call your axe "Not a blade"

    Lol

  15. Deleted 7 years ago by GibsonAxe
  16. "Axe Shower Gel"

  17. Armads.

  18. 3 diamonds on a stick

  19. May I AXE You A Quetion?
    Axe - Body Spray!

  20. @rnc2011 Armads.

    ooh, i've never played fire emblem

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