i don't pvp so it's gonna mostly be for killing people in the jail at spawn, i've always called my swords gilgamesh and my axes axxy but 'guy was killed by [axxy]' isn't any good, i was thinking [a sharp melon] or jam suggested [may i AXE you a question?] but i want to see more ideas first

keep in mind the 30 character limit

Nightmare
Mjolnir
A shoe

Axecellent
Axecuse me

@Notblade cheese

That sounds really lame lol

Lmao smh

'No Axeusations'

@jamlbon "I'm Sorry Axe-ually , No I'm Not"

best so far :P

thank you everyone, i ended up asking chat and somebody made me think of 'Axe yourself why this happened' so now my axe is named :D

other people may see this just like the witty sword and pickaxe names so keep em coming :D

@Notblade cheese

Call your axe "Not a blade"

"Axe Shower Gel"

3 diamonds on a stick

May I AXE You A Quetion?
Axe - Body Spray!

@rnc2011 Armads.

ooh, i've never played fire emblem

hacker was killed by:

1. Axe Y Zed
2. an AXE named Sword.
3. an Ax(e)cident

AXE-cecution

Mogul Khan :3

warrington gillette

i like "A rusty old axe" myself

primitive chainsaw

Axe-pect the Un-axe-pected

Call it "*insert witty title here*"

George Washington's Cherry Chopper

How about "The axe that killed Shia LaBeouf"? Otherwise, if you are interested in broadcast hijackings, you could name it something like "Sears Tower Antennae" (But that more of a name for a sword) An axe might look somewhat like a satellite dish if you look at it the right way. So maybe "HBO Satellite Dish?"