1. 7 years ago
    Edited 7 years ago by TheBlizWiz

    The thread for everything nerd jokes.

    Here's a few I know:

    I put root beet in a square glass.
    Now it's just beer.

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    A Roman Solider walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and the bartender orders him five drinks.

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    There are 10 different types of people in the world.
    There are those that can read binary, and those who can't.
    There's also 2 people who were expecting a ternary joke.

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    Noble gases are so noble, because they don't take anything from anybody, and they don't share.

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    You know what I use to turn the chemistry lab light on?

    A Lithium Tellurium Sulfur Tungsten Iodine Technetium Hydrogen.

    That's about all I can think of for now.

  2. My joke: You know, parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

  3. What did the cell say to his sister when he stepped on her foot? MITOSIS!!

  4. My social life.

  5. the big man said poop and everybody laughed

  6. @GrinningBobcat My social life.

    Same

  7. the chinese panda is an incredible species, he spends most of his lifetime alone...

    just like you losers but at least he's cute

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  8. A: How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted one?

    B: An extroverted programmer looks at your shoes when s/he talks to you.

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