The thread for everything nerd jokes.

Here's a few I know:

I put root beet in a square glass.
Now it's just beer.

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A Roman Solider walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and the bartender orders him five drinks.

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There are 10 different types of people in the world.
There are those that can read binary, and those who can't.
There's also 2 people who were expecting a ternary joke.

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Noble gases are so noble, because they don't take anything from anybody, and they don't share.

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You know what I use to turn the chemistry lab light on?

A Lithium Tellurium Sulfur Tungsten Iodine Technetium Hydrogen.

That's about all I can think of for now.