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A rope walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here."
So the rope walks out, ties himself up, and unravels his ends then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here a minute ago?"
The rope says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot." xD -
@CovertRaw A rope walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here."
So the rope walks out, ties himself up, and unravels his ends then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, "Aren't you that rope that was just in here a minute ago?"
The rope says, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot." xD*sigh* I'm ashamed to admit how funny I found that haha
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I'm a frayed to admit how long it took me to understand that
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XD this thread tho
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Hoe do you increase the spawn rate of wither skeletons in a nether fortress?! I need wither skulls badly ;c
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Why isnt team eye more toxic?
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Because Darky you're just a bundle of love and joy
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I love this chaotic thread so much already.
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Edited 8 years ago by ViciousKangaroo
Does anyone here have minecraft ps3? I want to play with someone cuz i feel lonely in my world :'(
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@ViciousKangaroo Does anyone here have minecraft ps3? I want to play with someone cuz i feel lonely in my world :'(
In craftymynes, you always play with someone
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But i wanna play with someone on ps3 plz someone
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31 Jul 2016Deleted 8 years ago by CraftyMyner -
No...
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@dragon it hurt lol
Oh... I thought it happens in minecraft ...
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8 years ago
once i was jumping into a lake in mc. I jumped and was confident i would make it, then i realised that i did not land in the water, i didnt land short, i landed long
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Your joke is better than server's joke ffs
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Deleted 8 years ago by SvartedauenX
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Thanks!
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But its from google. Im pretty sure.
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so that day i was spamming serverplz jokes, then the server whispered me this: blackshop is cheap
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i dont get the paul one
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Blackfish_ I want my shovel back!
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cactus ownage i want your head!
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Edited 8 years ago by CactusOwnage
Never! :)
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no matter, as @grantbanana proved today you staff CAN be killed, ill trick you into teleporting to me, quickly get a selfie then murder you. Then i will find your home and camp it untill i get your head. Then i will echest it and run away before you gear up.
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Edited 8 years ago by Blackfish_
@CactusOwnage Blackfish_ I want my shovel back!
dw. It safe in my echest :) just get your ass on cm :P
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@dragon lol has anyone ever jumped off a cliff into water and it went wrong?
I thought you were talking about in game... Instead of real life xD
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Holy shit, half the threads are ban appeals. xD
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@Derndeff Holy shit, half the threads are ban appeals. xD
Rip
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Speaking of ban appeals, I'm very much enjoying @grantbanana's replies to appeals.
Although I'm not sure moderately quite rhymes with eternity XD - Newer ›