This was a fun read from start to finish XD
Regarding
@I_am_Zoom I also made this conversation because I thought your staff was bad, not because I actually wanted to be unbanned.
I'm not sure i understand what you mean. Its our staff that caught you, and banned you, so i assume you mean that they're bad because they do what they're supposed to?
And to point out, as crafty said, we used to give hackers 2nd chances. They proved to us that was the wrong choice, over and over and over again. Not a single person we've ever banned for hacking has come back and not hacked. Thats some 10,000 people, half of which appealed, promising us they had learned their lesson and "would never do it again". And then proceeded to get caught, again, and banned, again. So we stopped, and live firmly by the motto "Once a hacker, Always a hacker". Its just a fact of human nature. once you think you can do something "easier" or "secretly" you cant not do it. :P