For the Mackeral!

  1. 8 years ago
    Edited 8 years ago by BrigadierPenguin

    Greetings citizens!

    The Cult Order of the Mackeral is calling for more brothers noot noot! We are a bunch of military and fun loving penguins hell bent on taking all of your mackeral! Our policies include saying noot noot building our fortress of ice (as it was pointed out we had a base in the desert which will totally not do at all noot noot).

    But first some background, once upon a time PenguinCommander stumbled upon this server in search of our lost brothers and mackeral. He quickly established himself as the most dominate force on the server leaving destruction and chests devoid of mackeral in his wake. He looked upward to the skies and screamed at the top of his lungs NOOT NOOT! The call rang out across the many realms of minecraft and the lost brothers had found their beacon.

    Upon hearing this most righteous and holy cry brothers began to alt tab and search the internet for its origin. Coming across google slowly they began to pinpoint it's origin. I BrigadierPenguin was the first to answer his call and promptly proceeded to type in this servers address in search of my brother!

    Reunited at last we sought out a fortress more immense than any have seen before, it's unimaginable size blows minds and causes your eyes to scream for it to end. Establishing ourselves with our new ally we formed a plan of attack. We would crush the nay sayers and steal their mackeral while they wept tears of joy and sorrow at angering us.

    During this master plans conception Penguinmytymj, penguinleah and PenguinDancer had located the most righteous and holy NOOT NOOT signal that could be heard accross the many realms. They wished to be reunited with their brothers and so they answered the call.

    The call still rings and more shall answer! Brothers will come from all walks of life, all ages, all shapes and sizes. We will leave empty chests of mackeral and tear filled eyes in our wake. None shall stand before us for we are PENGUINS!

    Brothers of the order must don their penguin attire and be known by penguin in NAME. Come now brothers we are HERE, we are MANY and most important of all we are HUNGRY!

    Noot Noot!

  2. The Cult Order of the Mackeral would also like to personally extend an invitation of membership to @CraftyMyner. CraftyPenguin does have a nice ring to it. If you do not wish to join us we still wish to be friends.

    Noot Noot!

  3. i will gladly join you. : ^ )

  4. Then you must change your name to PenguinGnome OR GnomePenguin or something to that effect potential brother. You must also Don proper penguin attire (aka skin)

    Noot Noot!

  5. oh

  6. You're either all in or not in potential brother!

    Noot Noot!

  7. Edited 8 years ago by _Gnome_Child_

    however i did watch pengu when i was a kid

  8. We welcome our newest brother back to the fold. Swagpenguinn!

    Noot Noot!

  9. I prefer salmon...

  10. -image-

  11. lol, this is fucking hilarious, well played boyz

    @BrigadierPenguin in search of our lost brothers and mackeral. He quickly established himself as the most dominate force on the server leaving destruction and chests devoid of mackeral in his wake. He looked upward to the skies and screamed at the top of his lungs NOOT NOOT! The call rang out across the many realms of minecraft and the lost brothers had found their beacon.

    Upon hearing this most righteous and holy cry brothers began to alt tab and search the internet for its origin

  12. hmmmm, mackerel

  13. mackeral*

  14. @Mabzino mackeral*

    This means so much to us! You sir are amazing!

    Noot Noot!


  15. Noot Noot!

  16. -image-

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    On my way to steal Your Mackeral and your brothers

  17. @SnowProper -image-

    I'm with snow on this one after 5 seconds of "NOOT-NOOT"

  18. Lol

  19. @Pimpcy -image-

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    On my way to steal Your Mackeral and your brothers

    I guess that would seal.. the deal.. :P

  20. 8 years ago

    @TheDunmerRaven sorry mate but i prefer dwemer tbh :P

  21. @argonFiles @TheDunmerRaven sorry mate but i prefer dwemer tbh :P

    How about the drow?

  22. Edited 8 years ago by BrigadierPenguin

    The call still rings across the many realms. Brothers come forth, rejoin us and we will take their mackeral!

    @CactusOwnage

    This is also our new theme song!

    Noot Noot!

  23. @TheDunmerRaven How about the drow?

    You wouldn't happen to know Drizzt would you?

  24. @argonFiles You wouldn't happen to know Drizzt would you?

    Not personally sadly, But I've heard of him.

  25. dammit i need his autograph for my collection :(

  26. Our ranks swell Noot Noot!

    Current members :

    PenguinCommander
    BrigadierPenguin
    Penguinmytymj
    Penguinleah
    PenguinDancer
    PenguinRogue
    PenguinFarmer
    Swagpenguinn
    FatPenguin
    And since the most Honourable owner of the server declined our offer to join us we have found a brother to pay tribute to him.
    PenguinMyner

  27. @BrigadierPenguin Our ranks swell Noot Noot!

    Current members :

    PenguinCommander
    BrigadierPenguin
    Penguinmytymj
    Penguinleah
    PenguinDancer
    PenguinRogue
    PenguinFarmer
    Swagpenguinn
    FatPenguin
    And since the most Honourable owner of the server declined our offer to join us we have found a brother to pay tribute to him.
    PenguinMyner

    PenguinMyner actually joined the server the first time while crafty was on

  28. @BrigadierPenguin Our ranks swell Noot Noot!

    Current members :

    PenguinCommander
    BrigadierPenguin
    Penguinmytymj
    Penguinleah
    PenguinDancer
    PenguinRogue
    PenguinFarmer
    Swagpenguinn
    FatPenguin

    I'd be curious to know how many of these are your alts lol. If not then the penguin army is growing indeed!

  29. @FishW I'd be curious to know how many of these are your alts lol.

    These are all different players

  30. That is some commitment to the faction indeed

  31. @BoneChi11er That is some commitment to the faction indeed

    My thoughts exactly thats why I guessed they were one persons alts lol. They need to have an offical penguin texture pack I feel like. Something to round off the supremcy.

  32. @FishW My thoughts exactly thats why I guessed they were one persons alts lol. They need to have an offical penguin texture pack I feel like. Something to round off the supremcy.

    Oh no... dont give them the idea... theyre probably distributing penguin shields to thier memebers soon too

  33. Not penguins no, there are plans to put Mackeral on our shields! Our enemies will cower before the mighty site of the mackeral!

    We do need a texture pack though Noot Noot!

  34. Edited 8 years ago by FishW

    @BrigadierPenguin Not penguins no, there are plans to put Mackeral on our shields!

    I would like to see that actually. if you could make a shield look like that, that would be cool. Heck, I'd probably even buy one.

  35. Edited 8 years ago by Cileklim

    I don't know if i could resist buying one at all

  36. They may be able to use those to fund the hunt for the mackeral

  37. This is amazing xD

  38. Edited 8 years ago by mightymyntz

    I love you penguins <3

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  39. So I managed to get a banner down for a penguin yelling " Noot Noot!"...
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    The mackerel though I couldn't make, this is the closest thing I came up with...
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