They need a pinch of pepper with that salt

My Review:
I started out by getting tped into the arena and watching some great bouts. A few riots broke out in the stands and several people where killed and order restored. I asked if I could join and pvp a round. I promised no skill, and a super laggy experience. I did not disappoint in those aspects. After a commercial break and lots of drunken cheers, i went out to fight. With golden sword ready the bout began........

The fight was called amateur for a reason, and I was quickly and smoothly killed. As @MizoreShirayuki said it "cookie melted him" I landed maybe one shot before getting swiftly murdered. I could make excuses on lag, but tbh if i was lagless i would have been murdered just as quick. I had a great time. But as I typed this up Qfu ran in and murder nearly all the spectators. He stood unopposed as everyone fleed. He was succesfully repeled by almost all the admins of the games before he fled as a coward. All that was lost was a few steaks in the end.
I hope another cage wars will take place to benefit the victims of this massacre hilarious comedy of an attempted killing spree.
10/10 would go again.