... and behold! in the chests they found

contained some very, very, very, very

terribly made statues that CraftyMyner made...

out of retrochewy's player skull

that he uses for target practice

that explodes into fries

which are made of tomatoes

and watermelons

a number 6 with extra dip

which gave Felicia big hips

but Felicia has positive body image so

it caused 2Chill to shrink into...

a much better version of retro

but suddenly from the skies,

from a vertical PU

The chicken attack song played

by the creepy lord without a mic

who exploded into a chicken

, which was somehow cooked