Have you ever been bored in your life that you decided to make a forum thread about bad jokes at 12 o'clock at night?

Well I have! (cringe)

Don't be alarmed; although it says contest, you'll win nothing and there'll be no winner!

As evident by the title, basically give your best shot at telling a bad joke. Good jokes are overrated so we need a bad joke so painfully horrible that it actually makes you exhales really fast making a psh sound.

I'll give it my best shot:
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

Horrible, ain't it? Bet you guys can top it because you guys got the sense of humor of a fucking cockroach.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Eh? eh?

No? Okay.
Here's another one!

Why can't the dinosaur talk?
Because it's dead...

I tried to eat a clock once, but it was very time consuming.

how do you call a dog with no back legs and iron nuts?
Sparky

@jamlbon Time to bust out my chemisty shit!

I agree!
What should you say when you don't want sex?
Nitric Oxide! [:D

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

2 guys are out in a dog park. One of them has a dog and tells it to roll over. The othe guy says " Wow man, I guess your dog is on a roll" kill me

Heres another bad joke...

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Then it hit me!

I've got one!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Q: Suggest a method to store Cs in a laboratory.
A: Store it under 10M HCl solution.

What type of people are always in a hurry?

Russians

There is batman and robin, who is the bad one?

The joke