Bad Joke Contest! (not really a contest)

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  2. last year

    Well I feel bad for reviving this thread, but I recently heard a horrible joke.

    Why aren't bad puns funny?
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    Because they're punny!

  3. My friend is in love with 2 school bags. He's bi-satchel.

  4. Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
    Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

  5. what laughter emoji is skrillex's favorite? skrillXD

  6. Edited last year by Sofatroll

    Two midgets walk into a bar :"Two half-ones!"
    Bartender: "I can see that but what do you want ro drink?"

  7. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    They sit down at the bar and order a beer.

  8. A Mexican Magician doing a trick:
    “Uno”
    “Dos”
    ::Poof::
    Gone without a Tres

  9. Why a 2 yr old thread why didn't you just make a new one

  10. @TimmyBoyT A Mexican Magician doing a trick:
    “Uno”
    “Dos”
    ::Poof::
    Gone without a Tres

    Lol that one made me laugh

    @Blackened_Dawn Why a 2 yr old thread why didn't you just make a new one

    Eh, I really like this thread lol, sorry :P

  11. Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
    She had no arms.

    Knock Knock,

    Who's There?

    Not Sally.

  12. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock Knock,

    Who's there?

    The Chicken.

  13. Why did the private eye go to bed?

    He wanted to be undercover...

  14. person 1: “como se dice ‘un zapato’ en inglés”
    person 2: “a shoe”
    person 1: “salud”

  15. How much does a skeleton weigh?

    A skeleton!

  16. @Stone__Warrior How much does a skeleton weigh?

    A skeleton!

    The winner

  17. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

  18. Edited last year by Mayorga

    a bad joke

  19. its a bad joke contest :)

  20. A mushroom walks into a bar, sits next to a beautiful woman and asks, “may I buy you a drink?”. The woman says, “you can’t buy me a drink you’re a mushroom.”
    The mushroom replies, “but I’m a fun guy”

  21. How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
    A buccaneer.

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